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RedSonGamble t1_j0j0cng wrote
Or evolved to have swords for flippers
Laika_5 t1_j0l0g3k wrote
They kind of have, thanks to barnacles
FamiliarWater t1_j0m9ow4 wrote
You really want a whale to grab you round the waist with their giant fingers ?
They'd hold you like a toy.
hjb214 t1_j0idz70 wrote
Symbiotic thagomizer?
Dawnawaken92 t1_j0ia9af wrote
Turning an annoyance into a defense.
wagonkid t1_j0io9ay wrote
Like bringing up your children every time your coworkers try and talk
RedSonGamble t1_j0j0i7r wrote
Video games taught me at a young age that the gentle giant creatures deal some damage if you mess with them. Like oh just gunna get some xp from this huge dumb looking thing. Then death
Minimum_Job1885 t1_j0i2vhh wrote
The mighty humpback, predator of the sea.
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Landlubber77 t1_j0jbfty wrote
Not unlike the pinball machine on the Titanic.
Fetlocks_Glistening t1_j0im05l wrote
I mean if they hadn't de-evolved hands into flippers, they could've used swords and stuff