The mighty humpback, predator of the sea.

Turning an annoyance into a defense.

Symbiotic thagomizer?

I mean if they hadn't de-evolved hands into flippers, they could've used swords and stuff

Like bringing up your children every time your coworkers try and talk

Or evolved to have swords for flippers

Video games taught me at a young age that the gentle giant creatures deal some damage if you mess with them. Like oh just gunna get some xp from this huge dumb looking thing. Then death

Not unlike the pinball machine on the Titanic.

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They kind of have, thanks to barnacles

You really want a whale to grab you round the waist with their giant fingers ?

They'd hold you like a toy.