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michal_hanu_la t1_j5y3nwa wrote

And then you can go .. wait, no, too obvious.

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refreshing_username t1_j61soty wrote

Right, but this time God won't mind.

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michal_hanu_la t1_j658erh wrote

I don't think it counts as a proper sacramental marriage, which (as many things that have a point) is based on the assumption that there is actually someone/something more important than oneself.

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SatansMoisture t1_j5y6pq2 wrote

My partner was a dick, but I only have myself to blame.

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Vlacas12 t1_j5y4yat wrote

The title is misleading. You can't marry yourself. It's not legally binding. It's also rooted in narcissism.

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jjjjekeidk t1_j5yuhj6 wrote

The only reason to marry is for taxes though. I was getting excited

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defalt86 t1_j5y71lu wrote

Marry me? I don't even like me!

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straightouttaPV t1_j5zliyk wrote

Iā€™m looking for a more stable relationship

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brokenwound t1_j61tqvm wrote

Can I get the tax benefits?

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Beneficial_Yogurt_22 t1_j5zt5sx wrote

I know this guy we call pussyfoot. This is what he's going to do.

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Salmol1na t1_j5zxgyn wrote

Wifey gone be pissed but was hoping to open marriage a bit so cool by me

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refreshing_username t1_j61ssx1 wrote

I'm afraid to click on the link for fear of losing brain cells. What...uh...changes after you marry yourself?

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mrbeamis t1_j6l6g6q wrote

So you can fuck yourself

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AudibleNod t1_j5yhk9s wrote

My wife watched Glee during the pandemic. I was minimally aware of Sue Silvester played by Jane Lynch. So I walked in the room during a scene where she declared she was having a wedding ceremony where she was marrying herself and she would be officiating the service. I bust out laughing. And had to sit down to watch that episode. Jane Lynch is funny.

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SaraRainmaker t1_j5yql3l wrote

She is truly one of the best parts of the show, second only to the music.

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