And then you can go .. wait, no, too obvious.

So if I say "go f urself" it's not an insult right? RIGHT?

I wish I could divorce myself.

Every narcissist's dream, lol.

Dude hang around for the makeup sex

The title is misleading. You can't marry yourself. It's not legally binding. It's also rooted in narcissism.

My partner was a dick, but I only have myself to blame.

Marry me? I don't even like me!

The domestic violence has to end

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My wife watched Glee during the pandemic. I was minimally aware of Sue Silvester played by Jane Lynch. So I walked in the room during a scene where she declared she was having a wedding ceremony where she was marrying herself and she would be officiating the service. I bust out laughing. And had to sit down to watch that episode. Jane Lynch is funny.

Imagine the tax benefits to! 🙏

Is it still call masturbation or...???

She is truly one of the best parts of the show, second only to the music.

The only reason to marry is for taxes though. I was getting excited

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I’m looking for a more stable relationship

I know this guy we call pussyfoot. This is what he's going to do.

Wifey gone be pissed but was hoping to open marriage a bit so cool by me

Right, but this time God won't mind.

I'm afraid to click on the link for fear of losing brain cells. What...uh...changes after you marry yourself?

Can I get the tax benefits?

I don't think it counts as a proper sacramental marriage, which (as many things that have a point) is based on the assumption that there is actually someone/something more important than oneself.

It's not me, it's me.

Nothing. It's not legally binding.

So you can fuck yourself