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Landlubber77 t1_j3a7ty7 wrote

And Kelly Clarkson once ordered all of them with her entrée.

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meiandus t1_j3addt1 wrote

I'm gonna just go ahead and assume that you order your ranch dressing with a straw.

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Landlubber77 t1_j3b5ytt wrote

Crispy onion straws, more like.

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meiandus t1_j3b6ygn wrote

Ok, so now I low key want this to be a thing...

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Landlubber77 t1_j3b9y08 wrote

Brother, crispy onion straws are a thing, and a beautiful one at that. Sometimes they're an add-on to your steak at a fancy steak house, or an add-on to your burger at a non-fancy Applebee's. Either way they're delish, like yummy fried air. And you weren't far off on your initial impression of me, I definitely love me some ranch and/or blue cheese.

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