hobbitdude13 t1_j6lo27f wrote on January 31, 2023 at 5:02 AM

>communal fleshlight

That is an unholy combination of words.

Can_of_Ubik t1_j6lpztv wrote on January 31, 2023 at 5:22 AM

Utterly cursed.

DanishWonder t1_j6mlk7l wrote on January 31, 2023 at 12:07 PM

Yep. That link is staying blue.

Slinkyfest2005 t1_j6n7np9 wrote on January 31, 2023 at 3:09 PM

It's pretty tame. Pretty sure it was just an art install designed to dredge horror in the mind of folks as opposed to an actual public toy.

Tyrinnus t1_j6mvpll wrote on January 31, 2023 at 1:41 PM

Weird way to spell "OP's mom"

[deleted] t1_j6mi8cq wrote on January 31, 2023 at 11:28 AM

Well what's your nickname huh? No one gets to pick theirs you know

Starkrall t1_j6o6137 wrote on January 31, 2023 at 6:42 PM

I saw a gamertag the other night that puts all cursed phrases to shame: DaughterMilker

LowLeftMarksman t1_j6lms14 wrote on January 31, 2023 at 4:50 AM

Ex fucking scuse me? Communal fleshlight?

Mr_Yuker t1_j6ltkfk wrote on January 31, 2023 at 5:59 AM

Yes it's for the community... Don't try to take it home with you sir

peepeedog t1_j6lounb wrote on January 31, 2023 at 5:10 AM

How else are you going to get aids by jacking off?

Kevin69138 t1_j6ln7hq wrote on January 31, 2023 at 4:54 AM

Lol wtf. Gross didnt see that one

Xszit t1_j6lmsmn wrote on January 31, 2023 at 4:51 AM

The dirtiest place in the office is the top of the hand sanitizer pump.

Nobody touches the sanitizer pump because they have clean hands and I've never seen anyone sanitize the pump after they do their hands.

michaelvsaucetookdmt t1_j6m69wb wrote on January 31, 2023 at 8:41 AM

And? You rub the sanitizer on your hands after you touch the pump. Seems kinda like a non-issue

Hattemageren t1_j6mpg1d wrote on January 31, 2023 at 12:46 PM

Except when it's empty :(

I_wont_argue t1_j6mdw8t wrote on January 31, 2023 at 10:31 AM

Do you just pump the sanitizer on your one hand and not sanitize the hand you used to press the pump or what ? You literally sanitize your hand 5 seconds later so it does not matter what you touched just before that.

[deleted] t1_j6mibcm wrote on January 31, 2023 at 11:29 AM

You wanna use my bar of soap after I rim with it?

Either_Difficulty851 t1_j6mio9l wrote on January 31, 2023 at 11:34 AM

How much is shipping to Pennsylvania?

[deleted] t1_j6odlok wrote on January 31, 2023 at 7:29 PM

Dammit I'm a bodywash guy. Looks like I'm taking a road trip

Either_Difficulty851 t1_j6pikeq wrote on January 31, 2023 at 11:49 PM

I'm not sure what transaction you're contemplating here. But, I do like butt stuff and body wash.

fml_ianal t1_j6mtqx2 wrote on January 31, 2023 at 1:25 PM

You press the sanitizer dispenser with your asshole?!

Daftworks t1_j6lz0v0 wrote on January 31, 2023 at 7:04 AM

That's why our office has those automatic dispensers

Lecanoscopy t1_j6me8gw wrote on January 31, 2023 at 10:36 AM

Ha ha I do. I work with kids. Sanitize all the things.

ShameSpearofPain t1_j6lmdnl wrote on January 31, 2023 at 4:47 AM

Using one of those compressed air canisters to clean out the keys of a shared keyboard is so disgusting.

shibaninja t1_j6lp0df wrote on January 31, 2023 at 5:12 AM

Thank you for reminding me of that.. aaaand I'm done redditing for the day..

jcozzy27 t1_j6m5rzv wrote on January 31, 2023 at 8:34 AM

Can just imagine the sign shop taking this order holy shit!

HentaiSpirit t1_j6n8y96 wrote on January 31, 2023 at 3:18 PM

why the fuck is this even a thing

[deleted] t1_j6mk91m wrote on January 31, 2023 at 11:52 AM

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TIL your computer keyboard is 20,589 times dirtier than a toilet seat. The average office keyboard has 3,543,000 colony-forming units (CFU) of bacteria per square inch while your average toilet seat only has 172 CFU per square inch

nrfx t1_j6lm7pv wrote on January 31, 2023 at 4:45 AM