A_Fartful_Dodger t1_j3mrg3o wrote
That Utah stat sounds like bullshit to me. Utah’s Mormons run on sugar.
Sick4747 t1_j3n61ni wrote
Right, cookie shops, soda shops there’s even a cookie war going on in the courts right now
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SirRedRising t1_j3norqf wrote
"It's not premarital sex if the orifice you use isn't a vagina...for some reason. Look, I got an entire religion to bullshit here, people." - Joseph Smith, most likely.
usrevenge t1_j3nxg8p wrote
Uh look up soaking which is even better.
You stick your penis in the girl but as long as you don't thrust and she doesn't move it isn't sex.
So you get a 3rd person to jump on the bed which creates the movement for you.
This is a real thing I cannot believe this religion still exists in younger people.
Kevin_Wolf t1_j3oc12f wrote
I'm pretty sure that soaking is just a meme created to make fun of moral panics and religious stereotypes, in the same vein as rainbow parties and Jews having sex through a hole in the sheet.
In reality, Mormon teens who want to bonk will probably just bonk like everyone else does.
faketown77 t1_j3pakcl wrote
I went to byu and heard people joke about this but I don’t think it’s a real thing. There aren’t loopholes like that.
PerNewton t1_j3oxfrh wrote
….or if the orifice is kin to you. The closer the kin, the less sinful.
losemyshis t1_j3rif8k wrote
That’s for the adults; not allowed to drink caffeine
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