This is spot on and hilarious.

FWIW, I'm from NH and we have this shit happening here too. Look at this About page for a farm in my town:

https://www.brasenhillfarm.com/about

Note: these folks paid over $1m for this farm. When they bought it they couldn't have been older than 25. He's a woodworker and she's a rabbit breeder--while pursuing a PHD in education. They went to private schools, etc. etc.