Submitted by xohannasunx t3_11ld62f in vermont
BooksNCats11 t1_jbbt103 wrote
Reply to comment by BooksNCats11 in Need some Vermonter words of affirmation by xohannasunx
As far as crime rates hahahahahahhahahaha.
There were 26 gunfire incidents in Burlington last year. That's it. Our crime rate is so much less than most other areas of the country. Lock your doors and your car doors and it'll be mostly fine.
anusty t1_jbckyjt wrote
Real Vermonters own and carry guns…in short, Vermont sheep are likely to shoot back
Smeedge_Kilgannon t1_jbd85kg wrote
We can stop pretending VT is an agricultural state anymore. There are not enough sheep to pose a threat anymore.
friedmpa t1_jbe91dt wrote
Those damn cows will get ya though
Smeedge_Kilgannon t1_jbhoeiw wrote
They won't though, the old adage of more cows than people has long since died. Hartfor once had 30 heards and now its down to 1. Same with woodstock, Windsor, Hatland, Norwich, Sharon, Promfret, Strafford, Tumbridge.
Without getting too weepy I wish some of you could see the state the way it was even 30 years ago. People at like it'd a paradise now but they never saw it back then.
friedmpa t1_jbhszjb wrote
it was a joke, but i'm glad i learned something today, thank you
Smeedge_Kilgannon t1_jbhublg wrote
I know it was a joke. I shared in the joke. Sometimes jokes are melancholy.
friedmpa t1_jbhuebj wrote
:)
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