Submitted by zombienutz1 t3_11o6mk0 in vermont
FourteenthCylon t1_jbrnjho wrote
While I’m all for inclusiveness, bar bathroom signs really should be clear enough to be understood while drunk.
TheTowerBard t1_jbsubfx wrote
Nah, this is a good test. If you are too drunk to read this, you are too drunk. Grab a glass of water and take a seat and let the adults handle the signage.
Laser-Nipples t1_jbt0kgn wrote
and then piss yourself?
TheTowerBard t1_jbt2997 wrote
If you are too drunk to make sense of these sign, yes, I’d imagine that is a possibility. So uh, how ‘bout a glass of water?
Laser-Nipples t1_jbt47ur wrote
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that it's not in the bar owner's best interest to have people not be able to read signs, sit down, drink water, and them piss themselves all over a bar seat.
TheTowerBard t1_jbt55ma wrote
As someone with 17 years experience in bars, I can assure you that this owner is very happy with their signs and anyone dumb enough to piss themselves will simply not be welcome back again.
Next-Hedgehog t1_jbtqp83 wrote
Both bathrooms have toilets.
ArtemusW57 t1_jbsq7z1 wrote
I was just thinking the exact same thing!!! I understand it, and the rationale behind it fine sitting here sober, but if it was my first time drinking in that bar and I'd had a few and needed to piss I would be like "so...does that mean there's a subpar urinal in the other one?"
DiscHorse t1_jbsryaq wrote
I dunno, if I'm drunk and see a sign that says "no urinal" that's a pretty clear "this is not the bathroom I need" message for me
ArtemusW57 t1_jbss5pn wrote
Yeah, I initially only saw the preview picture (where the bottom sign is cropped out) and thought that was the entire thing.
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