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TheTowerBard t1_jbsubfx wrote

Nah, this is a good test. If you are too drunk to read this, you are too drunk. Grab a glass of water and take a seat and let the adults handle the signage.

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Laser-Nipples t1_jbt0kgn wrote

and then piss yourself?

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TheTowerBard t1_jbt2997 wrote

If you are too drunk to make sense of these sign, yes, I’d imagine that is a possibility. So uh, how ‘bout a glass of water?

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Laser-Nipples t1_jbt47ur wrote

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that it's not in the bar owner's best interest to have people not be able to read signs, sit down, drink water, and them piss themselves all over a bar seat.

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TheTowerBard t1_jbt55ma wrote

As someone with 17 years experience in bars, I can assure you that this owner is very happy with their signs and anyone dumb enough to piss themselves will simply not be welcome back again.

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