It clearly states in our bylaws that we the state troopers have no obligation to set down our cocoa, get out of our warm footie pajamas, and enforce the laws, during inclement weather, including but not limited to: sleat, hail, fog, tornados, windstorms, dust storms, electrical storms, thunderstorms, squalls, northeasters, southwesters, la niñas, el niños, blizzards, whiteouts, indian summers, mud season, or water spouts.

Can't wait till the bosses make them go patrol during a rain of blood/toads: technically rain, and that one cop jerked himself off on the internet with that one pic of his cop car and a statement about sun rain and snow, rain of toads is a subset of the category rain, that said insecure cop clearly promised we would do our jobs during, so get out there and patrol, you lazy locker room lawyer!