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Worf_In_A_Party_Hat t1_it2bugz wrote

Oh, how I hope to receive one to see if my cat will show any interest. Oh, how many sweet, worthless upvotes I'd get if I could actually get her to read it aloud.

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Scared_Cardiologist3 t1_it2kpbg wrote

Let's hope one day your cat can become an intellectual

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Worf_In_A_Party_Hat t1_it2wq7j wrote

Every day, when I catch her just sitting there staring at me and judging me, I spend at LEAST a minute telling her it's ok - if you can talk, I won't tell anyone.

"I know you can talk. Just do it. I'll give you some catnip! Or, if you don't, maybe your food rations will be cut in half. Your choice, Boo."

As of yet, no luck.

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