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cpujockey t1_iuwddah wrote

> Both of these things are true, you cranky fuck.

in time only one truth will prevail.

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thunder-cricket t1_iuwe37g wrote

Yes, in time, the only the truth, that you're a cranky fuck, will prevail. Give your balls a tug, dude.

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cpujockey t1_iuwfeys wrote

my balls remain untugged

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thunder-cricket t1_iuwm6ax wrote

I don't blame you. You should probably wash 'em down with a warm wet rag first.

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cpujockey t1_iuyzah7 wrote

What? What's that? I can't hear you over your mom gargling my boys.

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thunder-cricket t1_iuz97p6 wrote

Cool. I recommend you have her take her false teeth out first. When your mom does that for me, I call it 'the smoothie.'

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cpujockey t1_iuzg861 wrote

You're a good sport dude. I'ma give you an updoot

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meinblown t1_iuwec6k wrote

Then it will be a Winter Wonderland, and then a Spring Wonderland!

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thunder-cricket t1_iuwfzel wrote

Many wouldn't agree with that assessment; a lot find winter too cold and spring too muddy. Personally I love those seasons here also. But, as much as it drives this curmudgeonly sub insane with rage, everyone - EVERYONE - agrees fall here is fucking magical.

As much as it pisses this sub off, this place is full of colorful beauty, there are delicious warm spicy coffee beverages to be enjoyed, and people take lovelty pictures of the landscape and post them on the internet. It's a tough world.

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