Defacing trees to own the conservatives...

Still less dumb than dying of COVID to own the libz

Can we send the asshole back to where ever the flatlander came from?

Rent free for sure. This guy has really gotten some of reddits feathers riled up it's kinda entertaining but stupid at the same time. Gotta wonder though did the DNC fund this guy too? They preach about broken democracy but then fund idiots like Buldoc in NH who are on the edge of winning now. I spend lots of time in NH and while I hate Maggie this Buldoc guy is an anti weed prohibitionist. Great job dems hows the hole in your foot feel?

LiVe FrEe oR DiE

Does he fuck ducks or just eagles?

Don't nail shit into trees please.

Unless those are just tacks then no problem.

Not sure what you mean by that but what's wrong with not wanting an anti weed guy in congress and being pissed that the DNC is funding the fucker? I drive over there everyday it would be nice to feel a bit more free from the police wouldn't you say??

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I didn't disagree with you 🤷

Well weed is illegal federally. I'm surprised you support such a thing since you follow every law to a T.

Fair enough you got me with the capitalization stuff. Not internet lingo savvy enough I guess. Always thought it was supposed to be insulting or something to write like that.

I'm probably wrong. I always thought was a "sarcasm font".

Here is the douche again butting in. Again you are being a dumb assuming cunt I said no such thing and break laws daily. Difference is the times I have been caught with weed and arrested for it I didn't bitch about it. Ya it sucks the laws used to really suck in that regard but I knew them and faced the consequences. Same thing with following voting laws of the state you vote in. Don't follow them fine but its on you when you don't get what you want. In this case your vote counted properly. If it's that dang important just put the proper fucking date where it is supposed to go. Why on earth is that so darn hard?

Because you don't seem to understand the concept of people creating laws for the expressed purpose of making the lives of others worse. Like those old weed laws. You seem to grasp they used to be worse, but can't comprehend why they were changed? Do you believe every politician is working on laws with only the best of intentions? That it's not possible for a certain party to take control of the legislative body and put out laws that solely benefit that party? All of this is foreign to you?

Though I do enjoy your "live and let live" philosophy while calling others cunts.

Ostriches, eagles, ducks.

Seems kinda dumb to me. It's not a smart move to deploy mallards during duck hunting season if you intend for them not to be shot.

Huh….?

I am prolly wrong too. So there! lol

Has to be sick ostriches tho

I didn’t do this, it’s someone’s private property. And I’m not sure if they are tacks or what

But still it would take 2 people

You remind me of those internet sucks memes where one guy says I love steak and then that person gets yelled at saying he hates vegetarians or something. Just more dumb assumptions. I like water that means you hate beer! Clownworld

Are you still here? For someone who bitches a lot about this interaction you seem to be asking for more.

Duck sex is a whole 'nother ordeal

u/fuckswithducks

Does a duck with a boner drag weeds?

He's a duck head

meh tinks itza jook. sometimes my 12 year old boy will say 'deploy canadian geese!!!' right around now heading to the outer banks in their bikinis and cizano parasols by the - bout 5 - 700 at a time, directly over our place. occasionally with a pasture break to regroup. hey, yah seen millie? urhh not since goose green n floatin bridge frank! yuck yuck ...

Humor seems to be rarely appreciated these days. I giggled at your stupid joke. Have an upvote.

Glad I could bring a giggle to your day. :-) Much appreciated.

Expected this to be a birds aren’t real thing, but not from what I can find

Damn autocorrect

Allegedly.

Got downvoted to oblivion saying the same thing as you. People here are pretty weird.

Emus fuck people

Does it actually hurt the tree?

Did this sound different in your head before you typed it?

Does,driving a nail into a tree hurt it? Is that the question?

Yes, yes it does. Anything that penetrates the bark hurts. Is it a major injury? No, it will heal.

It is a “dick move”? yes, yes it is.

Yeah, but you brought politics into it. Mine is politically neutral, I only care about the tree.

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The sign is political but ok man

Why is nobody making Draco Malfoy signs with a voldemort face instead of an eagle?

(Obligatory not from Vermont, if you're in a state sub reddit starts showing you other state subs)

Yeah I just can’t imagine how it would cause any damage beyond the hole.

Hey, don't look at me. I still think you could go around with a couple of sharpies, you only need black and pink to turn the beak into a pretty decent vulva. Cover the eyes with squiggles like pubic hair, and then the lines for the side of the eagle head become thigh creases. Seriously, go check.

You are correct. The only damage is the hole poked through the bark into the living Philemon and potentially cambium layers.

I mean if you stabbed somebody they will heal and it won’t cause damage beyond the hole (assume you miss organs) but again, it is still kind of a “dick move”.

Chips Ahoy

Does it make it more susceptible to infection or is tree infection not a thing?

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Yes, It does make the tree more susceptible. I’m not sure infection is the right word, I think disease is the right word, but not like human disease, tree disease.

There's a heavy smug alert in effect for the entire County Watch Area.

I feel ya from Wyoming, and all of our candidates are Malloys, haha

Heh. I am enjoying these jokes.

At least they still used fowl language

You must love sugar season...

That’s a stupid response.

Yes I do love sugaring season. In fact, for many years I tapped trees.

Having participated in that agricultural practice has enabled me to see tapping trees can be dangerous to the tree. It also enables me to see the very clear fucking difference between using a natural resource to produce a product and driving a nail (which probably won’t be removed) into a tree for lolz.

got yer mallards over 'ere. Fixing to get some work done but can't do nothin with all these MALLARDS