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pro_conser333 t1_iv9ulok wrote

Maple filled donuts, Cabot cheese, a bottle of Vermont maple syrup, warm mittens and a COEXIST bumper sticker.

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meinblown t1_iv9vzyd wrote

You forgot the passive aggressive note tucked in the bottom of the basket explaining what is acceptable behavior and what is not. And a whispered signature at the bottom calling you a fucking flatlander through gritted teeth.

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thisoneisnotasbad t1_iv9z1j1 wrote

Close, except the only person who would bring a basket to start with is a flat lander. A Vermonter will let you live you life and be polite if you decide to introduce yourself.

You may meet them the first time when they come to help because your car is stuck 1/2 in the road because you thought the density of plow snow is the same as fallen snow and though you could make it in or out of the driveway.

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Jerry_Williams69 t1_iva3ymx wrote

It's kind of a mixed bag. You are both a little right and a little wrong.

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thisoneisnotasbad t1_iva4bvz wrote

This is Reddit. We don’t deal in nuance. It’s either back or white, right or wrong, good or bad. Nuance and intelligent conversation are reserved for real life and real people.

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Jerry_Williams69 t1_iva4g27 wrote

Oh I forgot. In that case, you are both totally wrong and I am indignant.

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thisoneisnotasbad t1_iva4no0 wrote

Exactly, expect this comment, totally wrong.

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meinblown t1_ivatioc wrote

Some of us "flatlanders" come from places that actually have mountains though.

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