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PoopStainMcBaine t1_iy1tal0 wrote

I shit myself after I tried your "pizza".

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TealSkies44 t1_iyathqa wrote

Well with a name like "PoopStain" that must happen on the regular. Fiber does wonders.

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PoopStainMcBaine t1_iybao6r wrote

I'd get more fiber if your weren't hogging it like a stool pigeon.

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TealSkies44 t1_iybfnb2 wrote

I will acknowledge that at times some have acknowledged me as a true "shit-pidgeon" as you allude to. However when I see some more vibrant source of nutrients, such as the verible recipe of said pizza, I will indeed endeavor to consume significant amounts of such a brilliant resource as that mentioned. The wondrous viability of the apple, paired with the masterfully collected composition of cheese and tomatoe sauce make it something as bonafide treasure in these local parts. I also acknowledge it may only be a recipe to be stomached by the fascinating locals of these parts. If you are not from the area I do see how the uplifting flavors and fragrances of these ingredients would not fall kindly among your pallete. If you have never tried such a magnificent creation; I do not falter you upon your unlearned tongue. If you do indeed come from these parts, much disdain to you. If not, I will not - not even for a moment - grant a moment of judgement upon you; for you have never tasted such a wonderful pizza pie and I will not fault you for your hasty judgement of such a local delicacy

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PoopStainMcBaine t1_iycb8g5 wrote

Your pizza still sucks. There's a reason it wasn't invented in Vermont.

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