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Vermonter623 t1_ixn1oaz wrote

The real shocker would be to see the stuffing walking around out back

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Dcal1985 t1_ixnadax wrote

You know what you have to do.

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bean_vt t1_ixnh3ux wrote

I just took this photo! There about as many out of frame. Funny thing was they've been around all summer, but we hadn't seen them since last week. Obviously laying low until it was safe. 🦃

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I_luv_sloths t1_ixnh4lu wrote

They want to free their brother you're cooking

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bobsizzle t1_ixnhgiz wrote

If you've ever seen any eco horror movies, you'd feel something other than humor. Sure, it starts off seemingly innocent enough. But ends with you trapped in your home at the dinner table, stuffed turkey and food plated, with ravenous wild turkeys, converging on you from all directions.

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CXB1313 t1_ixnty6f wrote

They're vegans and protesting your meal.

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foolofatooksbury t1_ixo654m wrote

I’ve always wondered if these turkeys would even recognise the meat-farm turkeys as their own kind.

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suzi-r t1_ixonar8 wrote

They are adorable, aren’t they! We enjoy them. But they’re taking over in my childhood friend’s Boston suburban neighborhood. A flock of them hangs out in her driveway and threaten her when she tries to step off her back steps and get into her car! I laughed until I read somewhere that urban turkeys are desperate, and they can turn vicious

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00_Kamaji_00 t1_ixorocy wrote

Replying to [deleted] (#654,790)

Why honey bees? These bees are not native to North America and are actually detrimental to our local ecosystem because they crowd out native bee/pollinator populations.

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Ominouse-Egg t1_ixoxxor wrote

These guys have been all around this year. Seems like no one wants to eat em this year.

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rockstang t1_ixq5wtp wrote

Lol we had a similar experience. I figured it was a good Thanksgiving omen. I have this one monster Tom who's always in the gaggle. My dog loses his mind.

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FyuckerFjord t1_ixrgxrd wrote

What a ballsy way to say "you pose me zero threat." On today of all days. Lol

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