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twdvermont t1_iwqko84 wrote

Poor guy just wanted to buy swords at the mall and hang them up on his bedroom wall at his parents house and now everyone knows he's a loser.

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timberwolf0122 t1_iwqtn96 wrote

Hey, those swords brought that guy some happiness, people buy all kinds of useless crap like bibles and the 10^16 pillows for a couch or a cat and no one gives them shit

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TheMobyDicks t1_iwqvc7l wrote

>useless crap like bibles

Love it.

Imagine if you wrote that on r/alabama ?

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Real-Pierre-Delecto2 t1_iwqxd60 wrote

LOL It's reddit pretty much the same demo no matter what state. They would love you and give you some free internet points. Not quite the burn you think it is.

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Goldentongue t1_iwsctrd wrote

Former Alabamian turned Vermonter. Can confirm.

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Vermonter623 t1_ix09hzv wrote

Former Alabamian turned Vermont resident. FTFY

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Goldentongue t1_ix1f5tg wrote

Fuck off you pretentious twat.

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Vermonter623 t1_ix3ot9l wrote

Stop pretending to be a Vermonter. It’s a birth right. Not an address

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Goldentongue t1_ix4gi4h wrote

I wasn't born in Alabama either, you dipshit. Seems like regional identity maybe isn't dependant on where your mom squeezed you out.

Your attitude is not welcome in this state.

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Vermonter623 t1_ix4ltxy wrote

Haha that’s cute. Clearly your father never had the ‘don’t tell a man what to do on his own house’ talk with you

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Goldentongue t1_ix4m0tx wrote

This isn't your house, bud. Also, that's not a normal conversation dads have to have with kids. Sounds like you've just been oblivious on how to interact with other humans since you were child.

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81_BLUNTS_A_DAY t1_iwrxp6u wrote

Once you remove the social pressure religion really is just delusion-lite

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dropkickninja t1_iwssv1k wrote

It's full on delusion. But it makes some people happy. And some really mad at people who don't believe in their version of the imaginary sky wizard

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meinblown t1_iwr6c1t wrote

They wouldn't be able to read it anyways.

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