Submitted by SmokeAdministrative7 t3_zwg673 in vermont
sicknutley t1_j1ukbfm wrote
Move in with them in the room, assert dominance, and use their toothbrush.
Meow_Meow_4_Life t1_j1upvh2 wrote
To add on... Roll into their bedroom around 3am and quietly brush their beautiful hair every night...
sicknutley t1_j1uv38e wrote
Yeah! Lead them on too!
ellusiveuser t1_j1vcv6a wrote
Tell them their woodpile looks like a high schooler stacked it.
Green_Message_6376 t1_j1vryk8 wrote
geez-em-crow that's low!
Comfortable-Job-6236 t1_j1wcvdo wrote
16 year old me would be very offended right now lmao
JustAMaineGirl t1_j1vsy85 wrote
OP asked for tips about getting them to move out, not how to marry the person in the room.
sicknutley t1_j1w1vfr wrote
Usually ends up with one party leaving
Mansquatch420 t1_j1wufyd wrote
Never forget to borrow their retainer, put it back, then leave a note.
CocoShaynel t1_j1x4h29 wrote
Now, that, qualifies as a weird situation!
cpujockey t1_j1uykah wrote
yes. and piss on the door. mark your territory.
always establish hard eye contact.
Green_Message_6376 t1_j1ult5y wrote
there are not enough sicknutleys in this world. Funny stuff, my wise cracking Captain.
Christopher_LX t1_j1vtdym wrote
Bring a chamberpot and use it.
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