Yeah you're not alone friend and thanks for your post, you just provided an opportunity for a good discussion. We are all little Matchstick girls this Boxing day, but at least we didn't freeze to death in a snow bank.

'I'm looking in on the good life, I might be doomed never to find.' -the Shins.

And remember pot gets you through times of no Christmas better than Christmas gets you through times of no pot. -not encouraging pot use, but you did mention your handy dandy bong.