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Jostain t1_j48j084 wrote

A bigger youtuber would have made this a 20 to 30 minute video but this guy hits all the necessary story beats in less than 4 minutes. It feels a lot more like old youtube.

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ngc604 t1_j48kgld wrote

Right. No product placement. No stupid over exaggerated o-faces horribly acting surprised. No part two to this. Just a straight forward video about a thing some dude did. I miss those days.

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ColonelBelmont t1_j49f6f4 wrote

He's got 900 subs. When he's got half a million, the videos will be shit as you've described.

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Justtryme90 t1_j4be0am wrote

As a result of this videos length. I actually watched and enjoyed the whole thing.

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AchillesFirstStand t1_j4cj7tw wrote

I'm no YouTube expert, but I think the algorithm incentivises 10+ minute videos, probably for the ad time.

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jumpbreak5 t1_j47n1wb wrote

It's better than that. He turned his original hypeman loose on his hypeman's hypeman's hypeman, thereby creating an infinite loop of hype. Isn't nature incredible?

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CageyOldMan t1_j480gnt wrote

How can this not end in group sex?

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LuangPrabangisinLaos t1_j49kgxa wrote

Because hypeman is selfless. Group sex requires ego. Hypeman only has the ego of their partner and is the antithesis of submission.

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CageyOldMan t1_j4acq07 wrote

Brother you have truly opened my eyes. All I can say is, thank you, I will never forget what you've done for me

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Laenoric t1_j48uhue wrote

Could infinite hypemen be a new source of green energy?

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LuangPrabangisinLaos t1_j49lbp8 wrote

No. The initial event to cause the hype is greater than the energy produced by the hypeman. The secret to the hypeman's power is that they unlock the potential of the catalyst in a way the progenitor can't. If they could, they would not require a hypeman.

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cc5alive OP t1_j47nd5z wrote

Nature created a hypeman for every hypeman. That’s just magic.

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cottonfist t1_j47oao7 wrote

There got to be the solution for a perpetual motion machine somewhere in there.

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Drict t1_j4837us wrote

Well, don't forget to create a hypeman video for your hypeman's hypeman's hypeman, and hype it up on your hypeman's hypeman and hypeman's channels. Then have the hypeman's hypeman's hypeman hype the hypeman, and of course the hypeman's hypeman's hypeman to the reverse uno and have the hypeman's hypeman's hypeman hype the hypeman's hypeman.

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5OZO t1_j47j1hs wrote

r/GetMotivated

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stavit2 t1_j49c33o wrote

Now there's a man who knows his meatballs!

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LuangPrabangisinLaos t1_j49kb1i wrote

Holy fuck, I thought I needed anti depressants. I was wrong. Just need someone to hype up everything I do - instead of all my friends who say I shouldn't do that thing that might kill me.

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Yakassa t1_j4b5omw wrote

How 3 dudes beat elon musk to the hyperloop.

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boomb0lt t1_j49vdjj wrote

Yo dawg. I heard you like hypemen. So we got you a hypeman for your hypeman so he can hype your hypeman while he hypes your hypeman.

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Anal_bleed t1_j48xzmf wrote

I saw James Brown live and his hype man, Danny Ray, also had a hype man! Legends.

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adenocard t1_j480q3z wrote

3 levels of contrivance

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thebaysix t1_j485r99 wrote

HYPEBOWL! GET HYPE

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Moist_Wipe t1_j49170b wrote

Creating a resonance cascade of hype is now on my bucket list, very nice.

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Aitloian t1_j49ba51 wrote

I'm in tears, that was so hilarious

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wissmar t1_j49briq wrote

did u make this video?

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10before15 t1_j49vkll wrote

I don't know what dafuk I just watched......but, I'm glad I did

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Geminii27 t1_j4asgoh wrote

It's hypemen all the way down.

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anodyne88 t1_j4b0j77 wrote

Flava it's the flava life sava...

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RedditIsOverMan t1_j4a9d3a wrote

This is a gross misunderstanding of what a hypeman does

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--Shake-- t1_j4a7s6r wrote

The ending was disappointing because it had so much potential. The fact that he used a 10 year old meme was very uncreative.

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