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downboat t1_ja9rg3k wrote

This probably means more babies

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hi-imBen t1_jaaomf5 wrote

imagine reading this as someone who bought tsla at 400+ and is still down 50%

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norgnA t1_jacmgfw wrote

Imagine buying at 400 and not buying again at 100

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hkric t1_jadeer0 wrote

Cathy still thinks its going above $1000 loool

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swohio t1_jab51tm wrote

You know that it split, right? It was only just a hair above $400 a single time.

EDIT: Downvote me all you want you fucking idiots. Tesla has only been a tiny bit above $400 in current post split pricing. Here is the 5 year chart. https://i.imgur.com/69VXiaj.png

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muliardo t1_jabqkzg wrote

It was like $900

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swohio t1_jabqwks wrote

Do you not know what a split is?

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Sharpest_Blade t1_jabte7c wrote

U belong here

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swohio t1_jad2z21 wrote

You guys are actually fucking stupid. This is Tesla's 5 year stock price chart. It was only above $400 one time and very very briefly.

Again, that is $400 POST SPLIT PRICE How is this hard to understand? The person I replied to mentioned "still being down 50%" inferring he was talking about the current price.

https://i.imgur.com/69VXiaj.png

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ThetaGangSlayer t1_jadiurw wrote

This guy is actually the right one. Crazy how witarded this Reddit thread has. He’s getting downvoted by a lot of more people than I was expecting. and the witards still saying dum sheit. You can check it’s price, it’s adjusted to the stock split. So $400 was the peak ever adjusted for post split. Geezus Christ, the dumas who said $900, the witard who said “you belong here” and the down voters are all regards who actually truly “belong here”. Downvoting the only guy actually telling the truth. 🤣😂 geez this sub thread really attracts the regardest of them all

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swohio t1_jadppxe wrote

Any post mentioning Elon brings out the biggest morons to upvote any comment saying Elon Bad and downvote any comment that says anything else. It's absolutely mind numbing.

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NoobInvester018 t1_ja9surb wrote

And then he will sell shares... Again.

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Inside-Insurance-508 t1_ja9t3o6 wrote

I don’t think he’s swimming in Twitter debts too bad right now… Especially for the richest man- Oh wait that’s when he sold them-

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NoMoassNeverWas t1_ja9v3bl wrote

I don't think Twitter is making much money but seeing ads return definitely shows how much of a 15 min lifespan these false outrages carry. I'm beginning to think if you just hide out for a few days, the internet will move on to something else and forget trying to cancel you.

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Bluemoo25 t1_jaack2j wrote

Here's a quote from Churchill about dictators that definitely applies in more situations than that of a dictator:

A modern dictator with the resources of science at his disposal can easily lead the public on day-to-day destroying all persistency of thought and aim so that memories blurred by the multiplicities of daily news and judgement are baffled by it's perversion.

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ChampionshipLow8541 t1_jac9p2y wrote

I can think of quite a few people who must have taken that to heart.

Sometimes, it would be better if smart people didn’t utter their epiphanies - so as to not lead lesser men to act upon them.

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Pursuit_of_Yappiness t1_jaa1ok9 wrote

Because advertisers don't care about what you've said; they care about what you might say.

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KyivComrade t1_jaachk7 wrote

New advertisers take their place, though they'll pay less and that's what'll hurt Elons bottom line. He wants much money for ads but he only gets some mmolney so he's mad as usual...tweeting conspiracy nonsense

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BenSemisch t1_jadvk9k wrote

The ads may be returning but are the users? A lot of top creators have left the platform because of Musk and with Musk's leadership leading to a more lax moderation style on political stuff I don't see the website improving for the average user who doesn't want to see political shit on their feed nonstop.

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ChampionshipLow8541 t1_jac9u9m wrote

The debt hasn’t gone away. And Twitter is no way making enough money to break even from the losses it was already making before Musk and cover the additonal load of servicing the new debt.

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Inside-Insurance-508 t1_ja9vnat wrote

Who here thinks the SPY is going down the drain?

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Darth_Laidher t1_jaai1dt wrote

How? Cars got discounted, factory closed and the self drive program is a broken as my phones autocorrect function. How?

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deathaura123 t1_jaapy4t wrote

Because tesla stock go uppies dummy. Stocks can go up on feeling alone without fundamentals or any reason.

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lagavulin_16_neat t1_jabktc0 wrote

Because the discount double the demand of the vehicle.. making up the small deficit in margin by increasing volume. Future profit motivates the market..FSD even with it's issues is still very good and will only get better..tons of people paid for it. Plus the Twitter thing has settled down, huge engagement on the platform means there is a high likelihood that it too will succeed. Is what it is. Dude knows how to make money regardless of the antics and the negative publicity.

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crockett5 t1_jaasvkp wrote

Does this mean he can stop acting like an idiot?

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Maxfunky t1_jacdenc wrote

In other news, he just laid off even more people at Twitter and said "Those who remain are highly regarded."

https://www.theverge.com/2023/2/27/23616933/elon-musk-twitter-employees-stock-awards-march-after-more-layoffs

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dunkmaster6856 t1_jacue8a wrote

Twitter isnt tesla. I know its hard separating them because they both start with “T” but pls try

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Maxfunky t1_jadaolq wrote

That's very astute observation you made. How long did it take you to figure that out? Of course, this thread is about a person, it happens to be the same person. It says so right in the title.

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dunkmaster6856 t1_jadazqo wrote

Its about his wealth size due to tesla, twitter is irrelevant to the conversation in the context you are trying to make

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BenSemisch t1_jadvzg1 wrote

Not really. His wealth is on paper. It's tied directly to the paper value of his Tesla stock. Ergo, you must also include the paper value of his debt in twitter.

It's not a hard concept.

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dunkmaster6856 t1_jadwjhh wrote

And there you have it kiddo, his on paper wealth (from tesla) isnt used to pay twitter employees

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Maxfunky t1_jadye4k wrote

So he's not personally invested in Twitter? He owns zero percent of that company? Do tell me more.

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dunkmaster6856 t1_jaeidrg wrote

His stock holdings of either company has no bearing on compensation for workers of either company. Is this babies first business lesson?

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Maxfunky t1_jaelrh2 wrote

Jesus Christ, you Dunning-Kruger poster child, how can you be simultaneously smug yet clueless? You're "correcting" me like I'm the one not talking about on-topic stuff when you're the one off-topic. Nobody gives a shit about employee compensation and nobody was talking about employee compensation.

We are talking about Elon Musk's personal wealth, and his large stakeholding in Twitter is directly relevant to that discussion.

You must be one of the Twitter employees he kept around, because you are definitely highly-regarded. Fucking Tesla bag holders getting all misty-eyed everytime the topic of Twitter comes up. Sorry that I struck a nerve by reminding you of what a dumbshit you were to invest in Tesla at the peak of the bubble.

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dunkmaster6856 t1_jaemsu3 wrote

Its adorable how mad you are, when the first comment in this thread is talking about twitter employees who were fired

Get a clue, youre the one who cant read and is off topic. Stay mad

Edit: its your own comment lmfaoo

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Maxfunky t1_jaeubqz wrote

Mad? I think your adorable. I mean, dumb as a box of bricks, but adorable. Basically, you're like a puppy that isn't house broken yet.

And I wasn't talking about fired Twitter employees. I was talking about a funny thing Elon Musk said. It just happened that he said it to Twitter employees (the ones who weren't fired, since you suck at reading comprehension). I'm sorry that the word "Twitter" triggers you cause you think that's the reason Tesla stock cratered. Stay butthurt about all that money you lost, lol.

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dunkmaster6856 t1_jaez45b wrote

Lol keep seething kiddo, cant even come up with your own insults

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Maxfunky t1_jaezuzm wrote

Are you referring to "Dumb as a box of bricks"? Sorry, I would have done better but I'm getting bored of you.

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8512764EA t1_jaacxp5 wrote

you can’t dusk the Musk

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Inside-Insurance-508 t1_ja9rnh5 wrote

this means… HIGHER TESLA STO- I think this is a side note- I don’t think his fame changes anything apart from perhaps how his investor day might end up like tomorrow…. As long as his Master plan 3 isn’t too off putting

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DangerStranger138 OP t1_ja9s32o wrote

Margin calls tomorrow plus the smart shorts will cover.

Then upgrades...back to 300$ imgimgimg

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Inside-Insurance-508 t1_ja9sb4q wrote

You think or hope? No but if so is it because of the investor day? Because there’s also an excess in demand. If you want any context, there was a speel about Tesla this morning that’s quite rewarding.

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DangerStranger138 OP t1_ja9svmy wrote

>If you want any context, there was a speel about Tesla this morning that’s quite rewarding.

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I don't hope, too broke to hope, just speculation/wsb prediction lol idk.

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Werdna168 t1_jabc49v wrote

Also getting to his sell trigger, keep pumping plebs elon needs his exit.

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RegiGoldCard t1_jaa5sop wrote

It's fucked up how this guy can do a bunch of stupid shit and come out relatively unscathed. Meritocracy is a lie.

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random_account6721 t1_jaaslqo wrote

What does that have to do with meritocracy? I can be an excellent engineer and have ultra conservative views or ultra liberal views

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newreddit2022104 t1_jaecddg wrote

No one cares. $50 stock. Will happen this year

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Charlierg50 t1_jab75ax wrote

Richest, except for Putler!! 💯🤷‍♂️

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Shaneris t1_jabekgo wrote

But does he have enough to retire at his age?

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murphy-murphy t1_jacbg1v wrote

richest man in the world thanks to central bank QE. Jerome Powell literally bought Twitter for elon musk.

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Degenereth t1_jace8pt wrote

This is how I know without a doubt that this is a bear market rally. The world's richest man is a vaporware salesman and con artist. An absolute fraud and an imbecile to boot.

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dunkmaster6856 t1_jacuj5l wrote

Yeah starlink and all of space x is fraudulent/s

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Degenereth t1_jacwheu wrote

  1. Yes, starlink is a fraud. 2) neither of these entities are part of if Tesla, so get bent. It's imbeciles like you who give all their money to this con artist somehow thinking that all his schemes are Tesla.
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dunkmaster6856 t1_jad0q6t wrote

Kek, youre talking about musk as a fraud in general, not just tesla, so you get bent

And sure, seethe and cope over space x if you genuinely think its a fraud. Imbeciles like you trade on emotion rather than logic and give all your money away on stupid emotional trades

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Cheeky_Star t1_jachjxx wrote

Stocks go up stock go down … 🤷🏼‍♂️

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Effective_Switch_897 t1_jaa8pcp wrote

Teslalonians and Muskies assemble!

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pyrilampes t1_jab60un wrote

You need a better hobby. Imagine being angry at a group of people who are positive and happy.

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Effective_Switch_897 t1_jacb7lu wrote

what is wrong with calling for the assembly of pro-tesla and pro-elon folks to celebrate this event?

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Professional_Ask6692 t1_jaax5rl wrote

As long as I can make myself some money in the short run,what do I care if what makes it possible is terrible for my neighbors, the community and the nation as a whole? Trum…er, Elon Uber Alles!! Sieg! Sieg! AMIRIGHT? AMIRIGHT?? Dude fuck that clown.

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MoneyForPussy t1_jaazgeo wrote

100% rally? was that bitch high when she wrote that

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neldalover1987 t1_jacie1l wrote

Let’s see… it was around $100 January. It’s around $200 now.

No, you’re probably right.

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MoneyForPussy t1_jacw0td wrote

nevermind its down 23% yoy

good call

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neldalover1987 t1_jad2kwa wrote

What “she wrote” was that elon is back as the richest man on the planet because of a 100% rally. Which is correct.

Elon became the not so richest man on the planet due to the plummet. And then again became the richest man because of 100% rally. Both can be true.

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MoneyForPussy t1_jaezchc wrote

all i read in the news is nobody got a god damn interesting thing to talk about but i guess everybody reality is different

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loudnoisays t1_jaaxslf wrote

just goes to show how focused the investors and company employees are at maintaining their status quo regardless of how dangerous their "self driving" fire safe cars are and no matter how many people bring up the R E A L issues in the Congo with the Congolese Children working in the mines to ensure there's enough raw material for batteries in the first place.

When you have a company and industry literally making billions of dollars, putting a troll at the head of financial success/a literal man child that defends racists, bigots, sexists, nazis, white supremacists... Literally got a bunch of CHILDREN working in mines to make sure Tesla can meet the demand and keep up with their now global supply chains where the number 2 in charge is a Chinese workaholic right when Norinco and the Biden Administration are going into the Congo to figure out what exactly has been going on with all the deaths at the mines.

When you are the richest person in the world and you can turn a tragedy of your own making and design flaws into a selling point to get more government and investor support to try and solve a problem you as the richest person on the planet who is much more concerned about going to a different planet and wreaking havoc there, who has dozens of law suits and out of court settlements involving your own (Elon Musk) attacks and bullying people because you're the rich troll who can.

Tesla is nothing more than a Congolese Child labor making machine, killing kids trapping them underground with no future where they get electric vehicles and a green future. The Kids digging the raw materials for the last two decades dying to make sure Tesla batteries are on every road around the world where the people and governments paying for the supply chain are just ignoring the reality by staring at the multitude that is the cloud and ignore the dead kids that make the car go zoom zoom.

APPLE batteries are literally grains of rice compared to a TESLA battery so imagine how hard those kids must have to work to ensure your new electric car has the range to keep up with your James Bond Bruce Wayne Tom Brady wanna be life styles.

Get over yourselves all of you who keep buying Tesla and are convinced CATL and China will stop using child labor or the US will be able to do a damn thing about it anytime soon. Nope you would rather support an industry that doesn't have a real ability to say they HAVEN'T been using child labor so now, in 2023, after cobalt and lithium mining has been going on for decades to produce up to the demand that is ever sky rocketing, there is more talk about possibly using blockchain or providing more infrastructure to Congolese people suffering and working to death.

Amazing.

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AllCommiesRFascists t1_jab2d6b wrote

You wasted your time writing this because Tesla is now using LFP batteries that don’t use Cobalt

Judging by your post history that almost exclusively advocates for Tesla’s supposed use of child slave cobalt miners, you should be loving Musk for publicly directing his engineers to develop LFP battery tech to eliminate the use of cobalt

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MovingTargetPractice t1_jab0glp wrote

Look you have a valid point and it would be helpful for your readers of your wall of text in an attention span limited forum to open with a link.

https://www.dol.gov/agencies/ilab/reports/child-labor/list-of-goods/supply-chains/lithium-ion-batteries

You are talking about cobalt. But really you are talking about inequity. The powerless will be exploited in one industry or the next until we solve for inequity. 20yrs ago this was diamonds.

Solve for income inequality globally and voila. Fight for cobalt inequity and the problem just moves.

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