Submitted by downboat t3_11am525 in wallstreetbets
ArtificialOP t1_j9tjkii wrote
Reply to comment by Americanjackoff in Pimco-Owned Office Landlord Defaults on $1.7 Billion Mortgage by downboat
Do they search your house when you declare bankruptcy?
Americanjackoff t1_j9tnbj2 wrote
You have a house and are asking us for finically sound advice? Jokes on you! I live in a box underneath a factory beside a river by a swamp… shits fucked, but I get cool water with a green glow to light my shit at night! I haven’t needed drugs from the copious amounts of fumes, and I’m pretty sure I ate my dog… so just knowing you have a house makes me think you know a sit ton more about budgeting than I! Asides, they wouldn’t want to search my shit even if they could find or recognize me!
Signed off, Pickle Rick with pickle Dick.
ArtificialOP t1_j9tv87d wrote
I rent a duplex
Americanjackoff t1_j9u5x8k wrote
Not a bad place to be.
ArtificialOP t1_j9uewg8 wrote
Oh I think I wasn’t clear, I’m the rentoid and not the landchad
Better than being homeless again ig
NextTrillion t1_j9xgd5i wrote
Not a good place to be.
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HolyAndOblivious t1_j9ty4lm wrote
No. That would be highly illegal! Try not to own the house directly too!
When covid hit I defaulted my CCs, even though I never lost my job. Applied for covid relief and got it refinanced with no interest.
I kept like 10k worth of shit I could not afford.
ArtificialOP t1_j9uep57 wrote
Shit bro I should’ve done that back when it was available
HolyAndOblivious t1_j9ufdku wrote
companies got offered free loans and stole those funds. I thought the average WSB poster knew that in advance. When I read that, I went searching for which benefits could I ask and stole those funds too.
If you cant beat em...
ArtificialOP t1_j9ufxth wrote
People in my hometown were fraudulently getting covid funds and I wanted nothing to do with that and low n behold a few months/years later many are being prosecuted by the feds
I guess I didn’t know how to do it the right way so I just steered clear
HolyAndOblivious t1_j9ugxk0 wrote
its illegal until microsoft or apple do it. lol. I defaulted on everything and here I am! Inflation doing it's job of erasing my personal debt. I got a 12 month interest free freeze and then an interest free refinance deal on everything. I just have to keep up with this payments for 1 more year and I'm debt free and its literally peanuts that get swallowed by inflation too. Next year I will be paying cents to the dollar.
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Esentially, I owe the same nominal amount of money. Add my pay raise, substract inflation and I made out like a bandit. Fuck you, I got to be the wise guy here.
ArtificialOP t1_j9ure8x wrote
I’m low key jealous
HolyAndOblivious t1_j9vzfe0 wrote
I wish I had taken a loan to leverage and pay it this way. FUCK!
marinarahhhhh t1_j9tl9ik wrote
Just lock the door??
ArtificialOP t1_j9tlztz wrote
I can’t afford a lock
ColCrockett t1_j9tmtn5 wrote
Hang a sock on the door knob, they’ll know your wife and her boyfriend are busy and leave you alone
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