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jacobdanja t1_j9ucprc wrote

Hookers and blow.

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ThedoubleD007 t1_j9udnrv wrote

Have my upvote... he said the top comment decides.

1000$ and its like 50$ for either. Thats 19 hookers and a Gram or 19 Grams and one poor hooker!

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ElevationAV t1_j9ubl3b wrote

pumpkin futures, just make sure to sell before halloween

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jr1tn t1_j9uc97u wrote

Rest in peace, gramps

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dat_dude41 t1_j9ubi3p wrote

Tulips. Def tulip bulb futures

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VisualMod t1_j9ub576 wrote

>If you want to make your grandpa proud, invest in a company that is doing well and has a bright future. A good example would be Amazon.

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Parlayz4Dayz t1_j9ubghb wrote

There’s this baby stock sub $2 that looks pretty green today ;)

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Visible-Book3838 t1_j9uevun wrote

Did your grandpa ever complain about how something is changing and he doesn't like it? Buy calls on whatever is related to it. If you win, gramps can feel good that at least his degen grandson could make a few bucks on it. If you lose, gramps got his revenge on whatever it was that he was grumpy about, because it went down.

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Coincidentaleh t1_j9uf8hf wrote

Some kind of penny stock … like Ardelyx, Inc. (NASDAQ:ARDX) : a Waltham, Massachusetts-based biotech company founded in 2007. The company has the distinction of developing and commercializing the first-in-class therapeutic for the treatment of irritable bowel syndrome. Furthermore, the company has therapeutics for the treatment of hyperphosphatemia, hyperkalemia, and metabolic acidosis in the pipeline.link

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SaltyPeopleOP t1_j9ubw7z wrote

Invest in $boil calls, I got a couple 12/15 expiry 4$

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ace250674 t1_j9ucqj8 wrote

Bitcoin (or s&p500 on 200dma rn)

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geckoman101 t1_j9ud4or wrote

$500 on 0dte calls and $500 on puts. Can’t go tits up.

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JumboShrimpBubba t1_j9uecwx wrote

Buy SPY and forget about it. Then, pass it your grandkid.

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mrdsnowbdr t1_j9ufhwl wrote

Sorry to hear about the passing of your grandfather. It sounds like he was a good guy and just wanted you to succeed.

Unfortunately, $1000 isn't a lot. If you have debt, please take care of that first. If "the standard" is 8-10% per year in the market and your Credit Card interest rate is at +17% it'd be smarter and more cost-effective to pay that off first.

Or full port $BOIL and pray. Either or.

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AwesomeRevolution98 t1_j9ubrhe wrote

Yolo 300$ on target earning puts ,400 on some long term amd puts expiring January and 300 on some Amazon calls expiring September

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dandantheshippingman t1_j9uehes wrote

Man you can’t yolo an entire inheritance. Do something to honor him like but a set of textbooks for an underfunded classroom at a local school.

And sure yolo the $50 you’ll have left

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