Submitted by PriceMarilyn t3_11avunb in wallstreetbets
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Submitted by PriceMarilyn t3_11avunb in wallstreetbets
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>If you want to make your grandpa proud, invest in a company that is doing well and has a bright future. A good example would be Amazon.
Palm oil futures
There’s this baby stock sub $2 that looks pretty green today ;)
Tulips. Def tulip bulb futures
pumpkin futures, just make sure to sell before halloween
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Yolo 300$ on target earning puts ,400 on some long term amd puts expiring January and 300 on some Amazon calls expiring September
Invest in $boil calls, I got a couple 12/15 expiry 4$
Invest in Frac sand
Rest in peace, gramps
202.5 TSLA calls for today.
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Hookers and blow.
Your education
Bitcoin (or s&p500 on 200dma rn)
Hookers and cocaine
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In me 🤘
Invest in yourself
$500 on 0dte calls and $500 on puts. Can’t go tits up.
Amazon’s stock has been going down you clown 🤡
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TQQQ or some other hyper volatile leveraged ETF
Sardines!
Give it to me
my condolences about such a tiny inheritance.
USOI
Look everyone, he’s fighting visual mod!
Have my upvote... he said the top comment decides.
1000$ and its like 50$ for either. Thats 19 hookers and a Gram or 19 Grams and one poor hooker!
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i'm more of a Gourd futures guy myself
Tesla $202.50 calls that expire today
Googl corrected it for you
Beat me to it
Buy SPY and forget about it. Then, pass it your grandkid.
That guy had it coming
Yellow trucking calls.
Gramps was clearly a true regard if he only had $1K left to leave his grandson.
Man you can’t yolo an entire inheritance. Do something to honor him like but a set of textbooks for an underfunded classroom at a local school.
And sure yolo the $50 you’ll have left
apparently i’ve been overpaying
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Puts on grandad
Strip club.
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Yolo into Voo and hold for 30 years
Did your grandpa ever complain about how something is changing and he doesn't like it? Buy calls on whatever is related to it. If you win, gramps can feel good that at least his degen grandson could make a few bucks on it. If you lose, gramps got his revenge on whatever it was that he was grumpy about, because it went down.
Better than none. Most people will never get an inheritance
Some kind of penny stock … like Ardelyx, Inc. (NASDAQ:ARDX) : a Waltham, Massachusetts-based biotech company founded in 2007. The company has the distinction of developing and commercializing the first-in-class therapeutic for the treatment of irritable bowel syndrome. Furthermore, the company has therapeutics for the treatment of hyperphosphatemia, hyperkalemia, and metabolic acidosis in the pipeline.link
Sorry to hear about the passing of your grandfather. It sounds like he was a good guy and just wanted you to succeed.
Unfortunately, $1000 isn't a lot. If you have debt, please take care of that first. If "the standard" is 8-10% per year in the market and your Credit Card interest rate is at +17% it'd be smarter and more cost-effective to pay that off first.
Or full port $BOIL and pray. Either or.
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VisualMod t1_j9ub4ir wrote