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yweh t1_ja8fwhb wrote on February 27, 2023 at 4:53 PM

Haha. This isn't true...but I do have some covered calls to sell you. They'll probably print for you and you can live the life you've always wanted. Surely, I am only selling these options out of the goodness of my heart*.

*This satirical comment is not financial advice.

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[deleted] t1_jaaqcp3 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 1:57 AM

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Good_Human_Bot_v2 t1_jaaqdvt wrote on February 28, 2023 at 1:58 AM

Good human.

Positive_Wheel_7065 t1_jaasb8i wrote on February 28, 2023 at 2:12 AM

Good Good Human Bot.

[deleted] t1_jaaci3u wrote on February 28, 2023 at 12:16 AM

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[deleted] t1_jaaeos1 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 12:32 AM

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Thraximundaur t1_jaa8by5 wrote on February 27, 2023 at 11:47 PM

tell me more

whats the maximum investment

SuboptimalStability t1_jabwcz3 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 8:59 AM

Sell puts buy calls that's how you win on both sides 🤦‍♂️

the-tweetsift-report t1_jad1dno wrote on February 28, 2023 at 3:46 PM

you'd think that until your calls end up worthless as always

HeraldofMammon t1_jabwoi8 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 9:04 AM

🚀📈💰

NOBODYOP t1_jacf2j8 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 12:57 PM

Lmao, not this shit again.