Bullish Victoria's Secret (VSCO)

Submitted by Smooth-Equivalent-61 t3_11dtypv in wallstreetbets

BULLISH on Victoria's Secret (VSCO)

As Covid-19 restrictions lift, as people start to forget about the pandemic, the new year begins, and valentines day just passed, there are more new relationships, more couples moving in with each other, and most importantly, more "fun time" in relationships. With all this in mind, and earnings coming out soon, I am pretty confident that there's going to be a big surprise on earnings this Thursday, 3/2/23.

(Disclaimer: I am not a financial advisor, this is all predictions and speculation, this is not a signal to buy anything 😉)

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EvaUnit343 t1_jab30lg wrote

Bear case: them big ‘ol women in San Antonio ain’t fitting in them panties homeslice

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StocksAndMilfs t1_jab7ux2 wrote

I talked to my girlfriend about this last week. She spends all of her money shopping so I trust her. Victoria’s Secret is not in style or price competitive anymore. None of her shopping friends go there anymore

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Ed_Hastings t1_jabpbwa wrote

It sounds shitty, but VS’s whole inclusive bodies modeling campaign push has basically killed their brand perception. Their value was predicted on sex appeal, not on realism. They were already on the out, but that was the death knell.

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L3G4L_4SS4SSIN t1_jac3q9w wrote

Totally agreed. Big Lizzo’s wearing VS is not good for business.

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landmanpgh t1_jacjefx wrote

Oh Jesus, I thought you were joking.

Gentlemen: do not Google this.

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viperex t1_jacq6ya wrote

Well, where do they go? We need to update the Becky Index

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StocksAndMilfs t1_jacvclg wrote

I do not know I haven’t looked in her underwear drawer recently

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Critical-Series t1_jacu9uy wrote

So have they all been reduced to Target underwear or is it fragmented?

Hopefully the younger generation isn’t trending toward 100% grannies.

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robbinhood69 t1_jab573b wrote

Lmao wtf is this post

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longdrive95 t1_jabqob1 wrote

It's a sign from God.

To short Victoria's Secret through earnings.

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pigsgetfathogsdie t1_jaau0ux wrote

Billboard Hot 100 song…

I know Victoria's secret

And, girl, you wouldn't believe

She's an old man who lives in Ohio

Making money off of girls like me

Cashin' in on body issues

Sellin' skin and bones with big boobs

I know Victoria's secret

She was made up by a dude (dude)

Victoria was made up by a dude (dude)

Victoria was made up by a dude

Guaranteed issues with any girl/woman under 25.

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Theta_Ome t1_jacp6cx wrote

And then sex trafficked the angels

That brand will go bankrupt and none too soon.

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Donkeycow15 t1_jab17x6 wrote

I dunno I only buy crotchless panties , nip free bras and grapefruit

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OB1KENOB t1_jabuns9 wrote

“Fun time”? Are you talking about couples going out and playing laser tag?

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Corbett-Williams t1_jabq38h wrote

You’re about a year and a half late to the great “re-opening of your wife’s legs” trade…and yes, I’d like fries with that.

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devilsgospel666 t1_jab0p9u wrote

People in my generation and the newer ones are too autistic to meet and have sex with people, where are you getting this information?

Also the secret is they fuck kids

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Razulath t1_jabnese wrote

Victoria secret went out of business in Sweden recently.

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Slut_Spoiler t1_jaazuuc wrote

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/wzguzh/bonfire_sale_of_the_vanities_vsco_victorias/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

Here. You're welcome sluts.

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BrewersHill2015 t1_jab4s26 wrote

My ADD is doing DD on DD’s. Time to go all in.

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N1nja4realz t1_jabk08q wrote

all the confirmation bias I needed to buy puts on VSCO.

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Das_Siegfried t1_jacw07n wrote

Have you seen their "inclusivity" campaign? Puts imgimg

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VisualMod t1_jaarxl7 wrote

>I'm not a financial advisor, but from what I can see, VSCO is looking like it's about to have a breakout year. The company has strong fundamentals and the stock is trading at a discount right now. I would recommend buying VSCO on any dip in the next few months.

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s1n0d3utscht3k t1_jaat042 wrote

they recently announce the Forever Bra too

  • it has pads made with a proprietary fabric that can be fully recycled

  • typical bra pads that contain polyurethane foam, a material that can’t be melted down and extruded

bullish….

or is recycling bearish cuz it’s expensive and polyurethane is cheap af 🤔

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PussySmith t1_jaawpwm wrote

> or is recycling bearish cuz it’s expensive and polyurethane is cheap af 🤔

Bullish because the cost of recycling + 100% will be passed onto the consumer.

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vacityrocker t1_jaaw0zf wrote

Good earnings means a put is in order

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[deleted] t1_jab86md wrote

I love the mental gymnastics you just performed. Do it again!

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Theta_Ome t1_jacoxpi wrote

Sounds like someone that doesn’t shop at VS lol ‘fun times’?

VS has a perpetual brand problem. VS is the R. Kelly of the mall.

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Theta_Ome t1_jacpgzb wrote

VS has shitty lingerie. And shit everything else.

I would shop lingerie at target before i would bother with VS trash.

There. I said it.

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BigBBB123 t1_jaaxbky wrote

IKYK who knows Victoria's Secret

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fenriswulfwsb t1_jacbcdi wrote

This is the kind of DD I come here for.

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ballsoutofthebathtub t1_jack5bh wrote

I’m not sure about people being any hornier now than they were a year or two ago. People also bought a lot of clothing during the pandemic to make themselves feel better, so the return to normal might not mean anything.

One argument you could make is all the Onlyfans girls need to base their “content” off of something and many have wishlists for things like lingerie, so effectively this is the first time in history that horny single men are buying a substantial amount of lingerie.

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Stonk-tronaut t1_jacy13j wrote

You either have inside information that you're politely passing under the table to WSB, or this is the worst DD I've ever seen. But thank you for sharing your random shower thoughts with us online as investment strategy.

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Bmilli777 t1_jadigf5 wrote

I’m a simple man with simple principles. I see dd post on Wsb, I do the opposite. 😎

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stopthebanham t1_jadxkg4 wrote

Covid restrictions being lifted? Haven’t they been lifted over a year now???

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moneymaker747 t1_jae16os wrote

I've always been bullish on Victoria's Secret.

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