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tony_boxacannoli t1_jaco1ju wrote
McMarkyMarkMark t1_jacsgy5 wrote
End thread
GHOST12339 t1_jaegkh4 wrote
It's official, my interest has peaked.
Cmor1787 t1_jaf1rub wrote
manbuckets2001 t1_jaep5dv wrote
Knew this was gonna be the top commentđ
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stevey0606 t1_jaepnw4 wrote
This is the peak of reddit.
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itsybitsyspida t1_jacrocu wrote
Can confirm. Iâm the boyfriend.
MyPeePeeReversed t1_jae409p wrote
Can confirm. I'm the cucked husband
GHOST12339 t1_jaegpqb wrote
We're all the cucked husband. JPow fucks our wives AND us.
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Ennkey t1_jacl59a wrote
Please just give me one big fat straight up 4% hike to 10%, stop fucking with me
Natural-Being t1_jad1a2d wrote
Bring it down to 0% and inflation will cancel all the debts out!
clitoral_obligations t1_jad801j wrote
Dude this isnât Africa
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realmastodon2 t1_jaec0f7 wrote
That is how you get Zimbabwe.
throwawaytorn2345 t1_jad6p4p wrote
lol just set reserve rate to zero and start printing
nyse125 t1_jady7vd wrote
Paul Volcker time baby
ThrowAwayTheChat t1_jae91gl wrote
SPY drops 10% in one day lmao
RationalOpinions t1_jacj6mu wrote
At this point that would be a very marginal increase
Dozekar t1_jad2hzy wrote
They don't have the balls to raise rates above the projected inflation rate.
They're still printing money just slower.
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edit: For the non-doomers think about that. Your savior the fed with his soft landing won't even raise rates to match inflation. The economy is so fucked that they can't turn the inflation pump off or you all crash.
GLHF.
Dorktastical t1_jad6nh2 wrote
Maybe if you tickle his pp the landing will get hard
Suspicious_Army_904 t1_jaen0yp wrote
Hahahahah
Kurupt-FM-1089 t1_jaeq71s wrote
đđ
I_Am_Graydon t1_jadmsyx wrote
What do you mean by "They're still printing money just slower"? I don't think you know what that means. They've been rolling off the balance sheet since early 2022, so they are certainly not printing money.
Brickolas_Cage t1_jaet59h wrote
Why do twats on this sub think thereâs some doomsday inflection point at cpi / fed funds rate convergence
PrettyDislikeMachine t1_jaesg6j wrote
How do you magically project the inflation rate? Because the last seven months annualized is 3.3%... that quite a bit lower than the current 4.75 overnight rate.
DarkElation t1_jaetb9z wrote
Itâs hilarious to me because when people started using this metric it was showing like 0.8%. Now itâs at this and I think those people are slowly starting to realize this isnât the best metric.
PrettyDislikeMachine t1_jaetl1i wrote
When did they use seven months of monthly data and got 0.8%?
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FLYWHEEL_PRIME t1_jaedisy wrote
Too many non producers on the planet, the white thing is destined for failure at long as anything close to welfare or general assistance exists
readonlypdf t1_jacj151 wrote
That's what 50 basis points?
TingleyDinglies t1_jadc8qe wrote
Just bump it to 8 or 9 and get this shit over with already
locoturco t1_jacroxo wrote
Bofa needs to buy cheap stocks, that's how i read
The_Real_Jafar t1_jaf23qu wrote
Asleep_Emphasis69 t1_jact8k8 wrote
You gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers in this racket.
Okbutbushdid711 t1_jacq6c6 wrote
BOFA DEEZ
Surlax t1_jacgd4j wrote
Guess my calls belong to Wendyâs dumpster as well as I do
crypt0_sports t1_jacittk wrote
No bad news is good news these days , hold the line Sparta
R_lbk t1_jacurvb wrote
And my puts/leveraged inverse etfs.
One day up one day down. Sideways overall. Fuck us eh.
Elegant_Management47 t1_jacq7fl wrote
They might do 10% as well? Will they do? Nobody knows
maceman10006 t1_jacvfub wrote
Fed also may raise to 69.420%. We all can make predictions to
I_Am_Graydon t1_jadtx3n wrote
Every time we've had inflation, it was vastly underestimated and it stuck around much longer than expected. I think we'll see the same thing, and it will culminate with a Paul Volker style Fed-induced recession once they decide to quit fucking around (which is exactly what they're doing now).
RockyattheTop t1_jadul4b wrote
I think at some point Powell gets booted as chair. If inflation is still bad, welcome in Chairman Jim Blaze aka Bullard. First press conference only one sentence will be said, âFuck your callsâ then he mic drops and walks off the stage.
RegiGoldCard t1_jacwxpb wrote
Market: Bullish. Pivot in sight.
n1ck90z t1_jact8tw wrote
How about 100%?
gaurav0792 t1_jadfp33 wrote
Sounds like bullshit.
Check out the fed futures probability.
https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/interest-rates/cme-fedwatch-tool.html
Tbh, the probabilities can change though.
MD_Yoro t1_jaec01a wrote
It might rain tomorrow, but the probability might change though
jraiv420 t1_jad8ov7 wrote
My SQQQ thanks Papa Powell
BugTotal6212 t1_jacl4pg wrote
There going to raise till ffr = cpi.
Dozekar t1_jad335d wrote
If they intended to do that they wouldn't have already lowered the rate raises. They know the political government will start tampering with them again. As soon as they got whiney they slowed the rate raises.
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There is no way they're ever controlling inflation, they completely blow that out of the water with the 25bps hike.
PrettyDislikeMachine t1_jaetgwk wrote
The last seven months inflation annualized is 3.25%, while the fed rate is 4.75%, so they are already there. YoY inflation will be below 4.75% by June due to base effect.
CCCmonster t1_jadc2tb wrote
Those are rookie numbers
Xenon2212 t1_jae5jyc wrote
Might? You mean will.
turbo_dude t1_jaei9yo wrote
Itâs amazing how people canât grasp how much money was printed and how big a fart needs to be let out.
Xenon2212 t1_jaewnq1 wrote
Fr though the market is begging to be purged
crypt0_sports t1_jacis82 wrote
Yaaaaasss
Jerund t1_jad9bzz wrote
Q3 2023 recession predicted by BofA? BET. Imma buy puts now to save yâall.
Rim_World t1_jadj4jj wrote
You know who else called this... Last year... Me
blueaznsbo t1_jaf1pv1 wrote
Fuck it. Raise it to 10%
Spare-Competition-91 t1_jadlep6 wrote
Going to 7%
Cautious_Dimension81 t1_jadnr5y wrote
Bank of America đşđ¸ is not one of my picks for stocks. Thanks anyways.
davanger1980 t1_jadppbe wrote
and 7%....
BooBeef t1_jadwdrw wrote
Counter argument: They might not
MOLADIBARI t1_jaek423 wrote
Watch when it's 15 percent
optiontraderkyle t1_jaet278 wrote
Fed has no chills for the Europeans.
Alpacalpa t1_jaewn7y wrote
rates could also go to 20%, or 2%, or 10%, or 1%
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smile-meditation t1_jadk5zi wrote
Whatâs bofa?
rick22551 t1_jae9e7z wrote
What does this mean for us poor people?
MD_Yoro t1_jaebnyg wrote
Wake me up when 7%
PharmDinvestor t1_jaed0ov wrote
âMightâ
Throwaway34532345433 t1_jaeinxl wrote
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Lapp01 t1_jaejqeh wrote
Bofa is new ligma?
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Lapp01 t1_jaejxil wrote
Ligma ballz
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irockalltherocks t1_jaenqzh wrote
Don't worry, it's already priced in.
[deleted] t1_jaewwqp wrote
The Fed is obviously trying to create a recession. They donât want a âsoft landingâ.
Iâm convinced itâs all a scheme to drive salaries lower.
krccommerce t1_jaf0ung wrote
I have never posted in wsb but this post is right. Capital does not have its foot squarely on the neck of labor and it will drive the economy right God damned down until it does. BET.
You peons will get your ass back into the office or else.
Jabroni_16 t1_jaexjrz wrote
Do the 12% he wants to be at and letâs get it over with.
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Kingtrading1 t1_jaf1yib wrote
So whatâs next crashing the market !
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SilentPhanto t1_jaf23xa wrote
Wtf I just took out a 5% 18 month CD today. đ
KuntFuckula t1_jad67c0 wrote
Iâve been saying for awhile that weâre going over 5.5%, the market is just now figuring this out.
Eccentricc t1_jacla1k wrote
BOFA DEEZ NUTS