Submitted by danuser8 t3_11bldtw in wallstreetbets
Are you a long dick or a short dick or a neutral dick or anti dick?
Long dick means that you size matters, and dicks need to show some money.
Short dick means that size doesn’t matter, dicks going down regardless of money.
Neutral dick means that not have dick at all.
Anti dick means you against the sports of it.
So my fellow Redditors of r/wallstreetbets what are your bets on dicks?
This chain committed suicide when it went all knee jerk anti-gun. Nothing but small dicked corner bean flickers shop here now.
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your wife calls me tuna can....figure it out.
Cause yo dick smell like fish?
yes...but that isn't why....try again.
You can split the sides though, right?
Cause you can’t reach the bottom but you’ll scrape the shit out of the sides
CUz the eye is the tastiest part
Calls on your wife’s boyfriend
I love dicks, especially the big ones
Dicks dicking around dicked Dick’s while Dick’s dicks dicked dicking dicks’ dicks.
Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a winner here.
Dicks sells hunting stuff but no guns/ammo. I wonder how much of their hunting gear goes to waste.
Neutral to Short. Stores like Academy are eating up their market down South. There are countless cheaper alternatives to Dick’s.
If you have a gambling addiction and have to buy options, gamble on Puts.
So instead of calling dicks, it’s better to put dicks?
There’s always another one to suck behind the Wendy’s dumpster
Get your kicks at Dicks.
There was a Dick's next to a B.J's in my home town
they should open Wendy’s next door and call it WSB Plaza
i'm big long dick
I like big DKS
Every time I've been inside of Dicks sporting goods, there are maybe a handful of people shopping. Even on black Friday, there were maybe 15 people there. They don't sell guns anymore, so that eliminates half of American shoppers. People don't play sports anymore and the few that do are probably buying off Amazon. I'm guessing they are not going to do well on their earnings report.
Interesting… so when half of Americans go shopping they’re looking to buy guns? It’s a very vocal minority who bitches about guns…The reality is the margin completely blows on them and is not where most of these box retailers make their money. The money is in apparel, which Dicks carry’s a ton of. Kids do still play sports (although it’s participation is declining) and Dicks is one of the only places that actually has everything they’d need, store pick up and same day delivery has been huge for them on top of there normal ecomm biz
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Sounds like big bag of dicks
Am I the only one who miss read it as dicks supporting goods? Just curious.
I like Dicks
I think Dick’s Sporting Goods is about to have a sex change.
VisualMod t1_j9ycyec wrote
>I'm definitely a long dick. I think that size matters when it comes to dicks, and the bigger the better. Money is always a factor in everything, so having a big dick also means having more money.