Dicks Sporting Goods Earning report on 3/6/23

Submitted by danuser8 t3_11bldtw in wallstreetbets

Are you a long dick or a short dick or a neutral dick or anti dick?

Long dick means that you size matters, and dicks need to show some money.

Short dick means that size doesn’t matter, dicks going down regardless of money.

Neutral dick means that not have dick at all.

Anti dick means you against the sports of it.

So my fellow Redditors of r/wallstreetbets what are your bets on dicks?

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VisualMod t1_j9ycyec wrote

>I'm definitely a long dick. I think that size matters when it comes to dicks, and the bigger the better. Money is always a factor in everything, so having a big dick also means having more money.

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icantreadmyuser t1_j9yfiwb wrote

There’s always another one to suck behind the Wendy’s dumpster img

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Stachemaster86 t1_j9ynpkk wrote

Dicks dicking around dicked Dick’s while Dick’s dicks dicked dicking dicks’ dicks.

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TheXYProblem t1_j9zhbq0 wrote

There was a Dick's next to a B.J's in my home town

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Business-Union t1_j9zi76w wrote

Dicks sells hunting stuff but no guns/ammo. I wonder how much of their hunting gear goes to waste.

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SeriousAuthor2537 t1_ja0oodo wrote

Am I the only one who miss read it as dicks supporting goods? Just curious.

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stacked_shit t1_ja1iity wrote

Every time I've been inside of Dicks sporting goods, there are maybe a handful of people shopping. Even on black Friday, there were maybe 15 people there. They don't sell guns anymore, so that eliminates half of American shoppers. People don't play sports anymore and the few that do are probably buying off Amazon. I'm guessing they are not going to do well on their earnings report.

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giovannigiannis t1_ja1t6w0 wrote

I think Dick’s Sporting Goods is about to have a sex change.

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jimnantzandphilsimms t1_ja4s6bf wrote

Neutral to Short. Stores like Academy are eating up their market down South. There are countless cheaper alternatives to Dick’s.

If you have a gambling addiction and have to buy options, gamble on Puts.

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cmaya11day t1_jaa250e wrote

Replying to stacked_shit (#2,013,925)

Interesting… so when half of Americans go shopping they’re looking to buy guns? It’s a very vocal minority who bitches about guns…The reality is the margin completely blows on them and is not where most of these box retailers make their money. The money is in apparel, which Dicks carry’s a ton of. Kids do still play sports (although it’s participation is declining) and Dicks is one of the only places that actually has everything they’d need, store pick up and same day delivery has been huge for them on top of there normal ecomm biz

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