Submitted by Affectionate_Lab_425 t3_127do7h in wallstreetbets
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VisualMod t1_jedpiip wrote
The market may not make sense to you, but that doesn't mean it's not efficient. The fact is that all macroeconomic information is reflected in asset prices, so even if the Fed raises rates by 25bps, it won't have a significant impact on the markets.
Affectionate_Lab_425 OP t1_jedpoxh wrote
OK analyst
ThatBoyNeedsTherapy1 t1_jedv4o6 wrote
I wouldn’t say that most people believe in efficient markets though
ManosChristofakis t1_jedy4c6 wrote
the market is highly regarded
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scribbyshollow t1_jee4cw6 wrote
oh it makes perfect sense when you factor in crime and authority bodies meant to police it being corrupt
l0stcausel0b0t0my t1_jee53fm wrote
You need to be regarded for it to make sense.
20Federico01 t1_jee5k1n wrote
EconHuman t1_jee9mx7 wrote
I think we need to add another category. Around an IQ of ~40 there are the people who think everything is rigged and the market makers prey on retail.
FelipeKbcao t1_jeebxqn wrote
Wisest thing ever posted in this sub and it gets like 160 upvotes. Perfect.
HauntingPersonality7 t1_jeee7ea wrote
“Triple skippidy poo papa inverted chosen quadruple backglip”
Pengufen t1_jeefat4 wrote
That's just something people like Jim Cramer say: "The market is fOrWarD lOOkInG" oOOOoH. They aren't, plain and simple. 2 banks crash and the market goes into a frenzy, one week later it's booming and doesn't care whatsoever about what just happened. Just look a chart of spy before and during 2008, the market didn't start falling until the grim reaper was staring them in the face and no one could deny crisis was upon us.
New-Work-139 t1_jeefqfz wrote
The markets probably do make sense, there are just so many constantly changing input variables that we just don’t possess the capacity to actually make sense of it.
xxpatrixxx t1_jeei0o1 wrote
Tbh honest sometimes I wish I was regarded so I could find at least some kind of logic to this regarded market.
RecommendationNo3531 t1_jeeir7c wrote
When you can’t beat the wave just ride with it. Sooner you stop complaining and start complying, things will start to make sense. Otherwise just get the fuck out and don’t gamble anymore.
Andire t1_jeem27d wrote
Efficient Market Hypothesis is at odds with Behavioral Economics, where people are absolutely not making well informed and maximally efficient decisions. Just look around for a bit. Not all retail traders yolo calls for the up boats, but there's plenty who buy Tesla thinking it's a good company, when in reality their balance sheets have always been dog shit.
20Federico01 t1_jeemesq wrote
U good bro?
It's a bot...
dolphinater t1_jeemhhs wrote
We are all regarded in these blessed times
d3st1n3d t1_jeeoxiz wrote
Uncertain of which side of the "doesn't make sense" bell curve I'm on 🤔
Andire t1_jeep0tg wrote
Aww damn, I got got. :(
20Federico01 t1_jeeq5d2 wrote
quangdn295 t1_jeeq9k7 wrote
When the market make no sense to the expert and analyst, it mean there is either fraud or we all going to be fucked, big time.
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PurposeMission9355 t1_jeermda wrote
Bull flag in my pants
bonkers69 t1_jeerp9n wrote
Lol wallstreetbets what have you become
Etheralto t1_jeetb2j wrote
The market makes no sense. I just buy calls in uptrend and puts in downtrends to collect free money regardless. The rest is noise.
Andire t1_jeetveq wrote
I'm on rif (reddit is fun), and have no idea what this is. On this app, it looks like 5 numbers sandwiched between two colons. Lol
Old-Writing-916 t1_jeetzwl wrote
The markets don't make sense because people's emotions tend to over compensate to the point of irrational behavior.
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20Federico01 t1_jeeuv5t wrote
If u search on Google "copium pepe meme" is the 2nd One
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CCPCanuck t1_jeeyjmx wrote
This meme perfectly encapsulates the entirety of commentary on bloomberg this week.
newmacbookpro t1_jeez3j1 wrote
Bro that’s IQ 300 what do you mean
filippovitale t1_jef1n61 wrote
>Nothing makes sense here, man.
The only thing that does make sense,
is that nothing makes sense. –– Korg
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Spins13 t1_jef3jyk wrote
Analysts have always been full of sht man
konstantinos2000 t1_jef3k4x wrote
Fun-atParties t1_jef3vns wrote
Markets make sense in the way that weather makes sense
AnkalaevWillBeTop5 t1_jef3xkx wrote
This deep and elusive logic you dumdums are looking for is literally just:
printer go brrrr, stock market go up
People who say anything more complex than this are literally the modern versions of witch doctors trying to convince you of some bullshit.
“But what about bank uncertainty or less available cash or bond yields or blah blah blah.”
Shut up nerd. Throw your money in stocks.
“But we’ve been kicking the can down the road. Debt is too high. The fed can’t service it. They can’t print money forever. Higher rates. Ron Paul said…”
Shut up nerd. Throw your money in stocks
There, I have cleared everything up for you and taught you the market. You’re welcome.
konstantinos2000 t1_jef3xs7 wrote
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Glader_BoomaNation t1_jef5ggw wrote
The real question is if it really matters.
Glader_BoomaNation t1_jef5rcf wrote
Just pull the casino lever m8
kenbmw623 t1_jef6s0k wrote
You must BECOME the market. Make no sense in your buying and selling until net worth is 7 figures. Thank me later, I am in the .1% 8)
why_rob_y t1_jef86vz wrote
I'm on a Commodore 64, how do I Google something?
Revil0_o t1_jef88gk wrote
If people who study it can't get it right that means it's all going to be fine
renok_archnmy t1_jef91by wrote
The weather makes more sense.
NoobCinema75SGF t1_jefagf2 wrote
No idea if I'm far left, or far right. But this fucking market makes no sense.
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Ayy_boi3 t1_jefdzpb wrote
Logic is: Market was in uptrend entire year, bank crisis fucked it, bank crisis wasn't real, it was just SVB poor management, deposits are returning, fed loans are being returned, market reverses the loss, bears threw life savings into puts for some reason, short squeeze. Bulls realize the strength of this market, they don't want to be left behind because market is already down -20% from the highs so it's not a bad buying oppurtunity anyways.
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MmmPeopleBacon t1_jefe1kf wrote
Left I don't understand and I don't even know why I don't understand.
Middle, I learned a thing and think I understand but I don't know what underlying assumptions are and why I should care about them because I know a thing.
Right I don't understand but I know why I don't understand.
Sweaty_Bird481 t1_jefe5yj wrote
The rich psychopath fears the homeless skitzo, for only he knows the truth behind the wealthy man's power.
MmmPeopleBacon t1_jeff2bg wrote
You seem to know how to write and maybe even read. Should probably work on your reading comprehension though. And I think Jim Cramer is as big of an idiot as the next guy but in this instance you are truly regarded.
When people say markets are forward looking what they mean is that they try to predict tomorrow's profits based on past and present information. A bank collapse represents new information that wasn't available previously. It takes a while for that information to fully work it's way through the market because it requires new analysis.
badkittycartman t1_jefhuix wrote
Signals are signals
a1moose t1_jefhxek wrote
doesnt matter, either way you make money. just don't be 'too smart for this'
Brickolas_Cage t1_jefjvzn wrote
Bears poor and mad v875
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georgespeaches t1_jefnccc wrote
The efficient market idea is regarded. People are terrible about pricing things in, massive information asymmetries, plus irrational behavior and plain stupidity
jcodes57 t1_jefrxoq wrote
“Tripe skippidy poo papa inverted cosen quadruple backflip”. Nice
Trotter823 t1_jeft7jz wrote
Ben Graham (famous beta male investor) talked about this in terms of personification calling the market Mr. Market. He said sometimes Mr. Market feels great and has tons of energy and goes way way up. And sometimes Mr. Market feels sad and low and goes way down. Over time the feelings trend logically but day to day or even month to month they make no sense.
Now idk about that regarded shit I just said but I think Ben was trying to explain his cocaine habit to someone when he wrote this.
samnater t1_jeftuz7 wrote
The market makes sense. It’s purpose is to take money from one set of people and give it to another. Kind of like taxes!
KingThorongil t1_jefu0oh wrote
We're part of the market, so yes, of course!
iggyphi t1_jefubff wrote
well, we have this thing called the internet now. where people can instantly communicate with each other across the globe. it would take less then a minute for all that to happen
Shanknado t1_jefx4t4 wrote
If the market was truly forward-looking, nobody would sell.
MmmPeopleBacon t1_jefx8h8 wrote
Clearly you've never built a financial model and needed to change the underlying parameters and then needed to rerun the model.
iggyphi t1_jefxcil wrote
hilarious of you to assume they haven't thought about that before hand
eddie7000 t1_jefxjp6 wrote
If regards betting on the weather created the patterns tho....
MmmPeopleBacon t1_jefyuij wrote
You're a dumbass. Any model will have a range of assumptions a good model will account to solve extent for those assumptions changing. However if a new event happens they alters the likely range of those assumptions then updates need to be made.
iggyphi t1_jefz989 wrote
im the dumbass but you can't think two steps infront you that other people might of already thought of variable. like someone almost gets paid to come up with all the different variables and solutions to them so that its ready for when it happens
MmmPeopleBacon t1_jefzjwj wrote
You think they are going to perfectly predict every variable? No they aren't thus the need for updates. Read a fucking introduction to finance pamphlet you absolute fucking regard
iggyphi t1_jefzsrn wrote
ah right, because you can't think of it, other can't either. nice one.
Bellec32 t1_jegc4al wrote
The best way to explain the market is WH40k orks. It works because we (the orks) believe it works, and it doesn't work when we don't believe in it. We need a financial WAAGH to start a bull run.
CardboardLambo t1_jegcgtd wrote
Sure, the yield curve will invert before every recession. But, you should also watch the residential construction payrolls which are still really strong right now.
b_rey13 t1_jegdrxg wrote
r/yofunenushicoin
dirch30 t1_jegqlxw wrote
Some things make perfect sense though.
Like the FED raising interest rates and the economy contracting because of it...
Rd21Bn t1_jegs5eb wrote
hahah look, a blue penis
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Suspicious_Army_904 t1_jegw7cc wrote
Hahahaba this meme made me laugh so hard.
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