Submitted by Jd20001 t3_11w9qq4 in wallstreetbets
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Jd20001 OP t1_jcx22vk wrote
Her Basic Instinct should have been to avoid the Casino or you end up as the Quick and the Dead
ticapnews t1_jcx66c6 wrote
She doesn't have a Sliver of hope because the banks are Above the Law.
Nostradeamus t1_jcxf29w wrote
She should demand a Total Recall of all her funds.
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EricoS1970 t1_jcy5msa wrote
She is Running Wild Here Now with this news
bretling t1_jcx3ul6 wrote
Maybe she lost half, but we've seen it all.
Blue_Cheese_Olives t1_jcxcev9 wrote
Niice
AlleKeskitason t1_jd27k19 wrote
Reminds me of Patrick Stewart in Extras where he describes how in his movie script in many scenes a woman loses all her clothes and he says "but it's too late, I've already seen everything" and smiles in a creepy way.
"So, it's a comedy?"
"No"
tothemoonandback01 t1_jcx7w7m wrote
Can't wait to see her to re-enact that Basic Instinct scene on her OnlyFans account
NoobInvester018 t1_jcx3bvu wrote
She can just make it back and gamble again, easy peasy
jbentnik t1_jcxhkvg wrote
Half, so far
lagoontheworst t1_jcx24bz wrote
had no clue she was alive honestly lol, casino was a great movie
Sisboombah74 t1_jd1aogw wrote
Read the article. She apparently doesn’t know what she owned, what she lost, or what she had. Not sure I believe any part of this article.
NoDocument2694 t1_jcx61ki wrote
Buy FRC with the rest
GazelleTricky t1_jcx3tc9 wrote
Icon in the making. Just needs to pump up that loss %
iyervikas81 t1_jczwics wrote
She just has to spread the leg sitting on a chair and she can recover all her lossea
andreaisonline t1_jcxdncy wrote
She still has the other 'big' half, I don't and will never have...
34countries t1_jcxg5c4 wrote
I think she said it before depositors were made whole.
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DidYouReadThatThing t1_jcx5230 wrote
If you call it a fortune idgaf
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liquefire81 t1_jcxvt7s wrote
And yet she is still 100x better off….
__sys_out_println__ t1_jcxz5w0 wrote
She maybe Sharon Stone, but I’m fucking stoned and don’t know what does this mean:
> “And right now, that's courage, too, because I know what's happening. I just lost half my money to this banking thing, and that doesn't mean that I'm not here.”
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crom_laughs t1_jcyd5qm wrote
make her a guest Mod
GuiltyBee60 t1_jcyjatr wrote
Oh she has a lot of courage for doing that scene in Basic Instinct
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MajorFerret3225 t1_jczq7aq wrote
Atleast now we know who the government made pay for the bailout. Another piece of the puzzle.
spxscalper t1_jd1bszi wrote
Time to spread em for money again I guess. Good news is she doesn't even need to be cast. OF is a website away
BossBackground104 t1_jd1gckr wrote
Real problem is billionaires owning billions of dollars worth of public companies can crash anything when they dump shares. Tesla when Elon bought Twitter. Amazon when Bezos dumped shares. BK, BOA when Buffet dumped shares. Institutions can't dump all those shares at once. Even if they have to file with the SEC, it moves markets.
Bdonn_88 t1_jd1hc82 wrote
You and me both sister
Akua_Highbred t1_jd1o1w4 wrote
Fun Fact: she actually has a genius level IQ irl
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mattoratto t1_jd5brze wrote
Basic instinct 2 it is - back to work lady
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AW-408 t1_jcxa9rp wrote
How can that happen if fdic is backing all the depositors. For someone that has them legs open wide, She’s full of crap
AmplitudeTrader t1_jcxd2y6 wrote
Shares or bonds
AW-408 t1_jcxfn9q wrote
Shares are insured SIPC
AmplitudeTrader t1_jcxftrx wrote
You belong here. Shares are insured as in your brokerage can’t just gamble them away. But if the share price drops 50%, or gets bought out for $0.50 on the dollar you really do lose half.
AW-408 t1_jcxl6no wrote
She could have recuperated her loss if she was younger. Just open them legs. As you age, even if she paid you to look, you would close your eyes 🫣. Talk about devalue like all my stocks now.
IndirectVolatility t1_jcx1sn1 wrote
Half? She doing better than us.