Submitted by Theorysquatch t3_11z2nag in wallstreetbets
Spam_in_a_can_06 t1_jdapfnn wrote
My calls were up sooo much then crushed.
SisterStiffer t1_jdbe47d wrote
I sold my puts at the 1pm dip, got into calls at 1:45, fuckerydickerydone got fucked. But exp. 03/31 and this market is regarded, so we'll see 409 next week.
snipe320 t1_jdbigd1 wrote
Sell the dip & buy the rip. This is the (wsb) way.
Softspokenclark t1_jdcfxan wrote
rip or RIP?
pharmboy008 t1_jdcjk7e wrote
Both
Responsible_Sport575 t1_jdekf5p wrote
Schlager11 t1_jdcoj8d wrote
The old mantra in action: fuck your puts, fuck your calls, jpow has you by the balls
Mail_Order_Lutefisk t1_jdcx3xi wrote
I want to see options with hourly expirations introduced so JPOW can crush people several times per day. The best way to get inflation under control is to take away everyone's tendies.
Thencewasit t1_jde3jlb wrote
Crushing fetish?
HappyHusky81 t1_jdd2h1l wrote
Gunna start calling my wife jpow instead of Mamii
Kingjingling t1_jdczpmk wrote
Looking good now
SisterStiffer t1_jdd0uco wrote
401c 0331 so not quite what i need, but we'll hit 409 soon enough
SisterStiffer t1_jegkifu wrote
SO RIGHT
SisterStiffer t1_jegkg4n wrote
NAILED IT
ParlayTheHard8 t1_jdbr04v wrote
He certainly knew his calls were fucked
Prestigious_Chard_90 t1_jdbsvai wrote
With the smug look on his face in the left photo, he was probably thinking "aww yea, JPOW gonna help my calls rip when he answers this", only for the opposite to happen.
HulksInvinciblePants t1_jdcu4i6 wrote
Anyone paying attention to recent Fed speak, which I’m sure includes this guy, knew what the answer would be.
The Fed has every reason to sow doubt on the timing of rate decreases and keep markets subdued. What was he going to say? “Yes, we’ve peaked so let’s price everything like risk free returns are about plummet”.
SisterStiffer t1_jdd1xg5 wrote
No, the surprise in what jpow said was that the feds model💃💃 suggests no more rate increases(assuming all stays the same) but the market has a .25 increase priced in for may. So the market had to adjust for no more rate hikes instead of +.25.
The big fish were just shuffling money around, its good-ish news so only up from here. We'll beat february's highs shortly.
astrum5000 t1_jdegvnf wrote
It's put time baby
Mitchhall604 t1_jdejzuj wrote
This ain’t the only train I’m hopping on 🚂🚂
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