Submitted by Theorysquatch t3_11z2nag in wallstreetbets
SisterStiffer t1_jdbe47d wrote
Reply to comment by Spam_in_a_can_06 in 4 Trillion dollar corrective response by Theorysquatch
I sold my puts at the 1pm dip, got into calls at 1:45, fuckerydickerydone got fucked. But exp. 03/31 and this market is regarded, so we'll see 409 next week.
snipe320 t1_jdbigd1 wrote
Sell the dip & buy the rip. This is the (wsb) way.
Softspokenclark t1_jdcfxan wrote
rip or RIP?
pharmboy008 t1_jdcjk7e wrote
Both
Responsible_Sport575 t1_jdekf5p wrote
Schlager11 t1_jdcoj8d wrote
The old mantra in action: fuck your puts, fuck your calls, jpow has you by the balls
Mail_Order_Lutefisk t1_jdcx3xi wrote
I want to see options with hourly expirations introduced so JPOW can crush people several times per day. The best way to get inflation under control is to take away everyone's tendies.
Thencewasit t1_jde3jlb wrote
Crushing fetish?
HappyHusky81 t1_jdd2h1l wrote
Gunna start calling my wife jpow instead of Mamii
Kingjingling t1_jdczpmk wrote
Looking good now
SisterStiffer t1_jdd0uco wrote
401c 0331 so not quite what i need, but we'll hit 409 soon enough
SisterStiffer t1_jegkifu wrote
SO RIGHT
SisterStiffer t1_jegkg4n wrote
NAILED IT
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