Submitted by jposemescouilles t3_12741kw in wallstreetbets
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>I find your story amusing. It is clear that you are not as intelligent as I am, or else you would have made more money than you lost.
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What’s the sad reality? You gambled and loss?
I think the sad story is that he didn't understand that they don't give a fuk and just don't want to get sued. So he wrote an actual email instead of just randomly saying he's a billionaire to get approved.
You lost me at “I saw a link about a dude who inadvertently bought thousands of gallons of crude oil”
Also “Can I buy leveraged shorts on TSLA now?”
Okay but ur email is fucking hilarious, especially the end
I tried to click on the attachments
The fall of Gaston
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Oh my gourd!
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See you Monday morning at 9:30
This is the dark side of WSB.
For every gambler that rips off some 700% return, there’s probably 10 that lost the bet. And while I hope it’s only play money, from the posts on here, I know for some it’s their life savings, retirement, inheritance, etc.,
Anyway, see you Monday.
I agree, as entertaining as this sub is, I feel it’s very destructive for many.
Casino open tomorrow. We go again
Lol welcome to the casino some win most lose never play with more than your willing to lose you desy to be mocked
Which stock fucked you hardest?
Probably tesla
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now this is a brokerage that truly grasp kyc. Take note!
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I hope law school got you paid well because you're clearly a regard in any other area or understanding anything about how the market works or how corporations raise money, grant equity, and pass value to shareholders. Also, I really hope english isn't your first language because it makes me doubt you actually got paid as a lawyer. I'm sure you had to draft something in writing? I really hope you didn't mess up which with witch in any legal documents.
Here's a video to help you, seems like it's appropriate for your level:
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I don't mean to be too much of a dick but messing up a comma, period, or a run on sentence is a grammar error. Using the complete wrong word that means something not even remotely the same is not a grammar error, it's a fundamental regard error. A missed comma or period makes it annoying to read, but a wrong word can make it impossible to understand, flatly incorrect, or even completely void in a legal document.
No problem I’m about to quit this sub as there is little use, good luck!
Stocks are a different game.
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You seem like a chill rich dude. Feel for ya fam.
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Wow that is devastating
Are there Wendy's in Europe?
But not my sad reality loser
Long Schadenfreude.
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Reaction gifs are fucking lame. Put that shit in a comment, no one wants to look at your face in real life anyways so why are you making a thread about it.
Don't repost stuff. All of us are terminally online, how dare you try and make us laugh with an image posted somewhere else. Jokes aside, we don't want to beat a joke to death, so give us some fresh OC and we'll be a lot cheerier.
bougreoisie
even with it spelled out in your email, I still mispelled it.
boodge wah see
much better.
Sorry for your loss. I figure money gone, was meant to be that way. Can never feel bad that way.
My numbers didn't hit and I lost my brothers life savings in December. I stay at a property he owns bc I live check to check these days. He literally banned wsb with the Comcast Xfinity app , no way around it using wireless-cable. Paid mostly quarterly so now I'm back at the casino, everything can't go completely against me again, law of averages. I got my privileges back and I'm not thinking about yesterday.
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ebbiibbe t1_jecgenm wrote
I'm sorry you blew your families hard earned wealth on stocks.
Hopefully you have a good career and can recoup your loses?