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Middle_Name-Danger t1_je8c9j3 wrote
Tl;dr $NOK = π
carlrieman t1_je94lul wrote
Excellent, my father will be really happy to hear this. Finally he will be able to communicate with aliens, who live inside the moon and observe us, directly. Or USA who actually welded the moon, which is just shallow metal shell or actually filled with oil.
My-Internet-Persona t1_je8yo2a wrote
Because even the astronauts on the Moon need Xhamster!
Christianman01 t1_je9hj6e wrote
Nobody needs that garbage. Porn needs to be banned worldwide.
My-Internet-Persona t1_je9mmnc wrote
Wait! How do you know what Xhamster is about, Christian man? It surely is not to be found in the Bible!
Christianman01 t1_je9mtam wrote
Because I used to wank off on their site. Used to!
bradadams5000 t1_je8dbzk wrote
I think they would be better off just using a few dedicated radio frequencies to transmit data. As the article indicates, Motorola did it in 1969 on Apollo missions. Of course, it was analog, but digital can be done the same way.
Bryguy3k t1_jeb2rwy wrote
Not really - this is a COTS solution that would cost 10s to 100s of billions to develop otherwise. The costs have already been amortized through millions (maybe billions) of devices sold. It enables a high speed data solution for anything placed on the moon and the only major cost will be maintaining the earth-moon link.
SnooMachines7409 t1_je8ju7i wrote
This is for all the crypto boys to use the internet on the moon to watch their altcoins go to zero when they have already been to the moon.
TheGoatisheretoday t1_je8eahg wrote
will this get the stock to $8? I think they misunderstood too the moon π
aSimpleUkrainian t1_je8eo91 wrote
Return Nokia 8800 Scirocco and Iβll buy it
tothemoonandback01 t1_je8prat wrote
Good, I can still use Reddit when I moon. Calls on NOK.
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dandantheshippingman t1_je8iua5 wrote
Plot twist will be when Nokia is making bank cause all the secret moon bases buy their 4g
Mj_6o4 t1_je8yhfa wrote
This made me lol π
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DenseDentist2245 t1_je9t63k wrote
That stock never does squat.
Wallacemorris t1_je9x7op wrote
Maybe this will make Nokias stock move up more than a penny. One of the worst sideways movers Iβve ever seen
[deleted] t1_jed3lge wrote
Nokia was my first big βwinβ in stocks. Way back in the day they got the deal to be the hardware partner for Microsoft Windows phone and jumped a lot fast. Must have been 2012 or 2013. Sold and never looked back
ArcadeAmateur t1_je8cl5e wrote
Oh good, all the stonks will need Internet.