Rootilytoot t1_jdp1k8h wrote on March 26, 2023 at 1:43 AM

Hey guys I am a member of the board of directors for Deutsche Bank and the parking lot security team is assembling tomorrow morning at 11am for an emergency meeting regarding not knowing a single thing that happens at a fucking multinational investment bank.

Semi_Lovato t1_jdp6y6y wrote on March 26, 2023 at 2:26 AM

My dad works at nintendo

chickinflickin t1_jdq4uyk wrote on March 26, 2023 at 8:59 AM

My dad can beat up your dad

Buythembitches t1_jdqchkn wrote on March 26, 2023 at 10:51 AM

My dad died in 2008

Repulsive-Shallot-79 t1_jdrs2cy wrote on March 26, 2023 at 6:03 PM

My dad said I'm a bastard from a basket

OlGimletEye t1_jds6hlm wrote on March 26, 2023 at 7:46 PM

Moses, is that you?

Repulsive-Shallot-79 t1_jdss1xq wrote on March 26, 2023 at 10:20 PM

Was thinking there will be blood... But the bible reference is like a double entendre 😂

chestofpoop t1_jdsqs0a wrote on March 26, 2023 at 10:10 PM

Hi Dad, I'm Dad.

Big-Industry4237 t1_jdts9f2 wrote on March 27, 2023 at 3:13 AM

My dad knows the CEO of SPY, he can confirm, meetings are happening, tomorrow, at company’s all around the world.