VisualMod t1_jeg9227 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:06 PM

It looks like your portfolio has taken a hit this year. I'm sorry to hear that, but it's probably because you're not as rich and intelligent as me.

lawthrowaway101 t1_jegtrug wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:29 PM

This bot is the best part of this entire sub

fscumeau t1_jegp8mq wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:56 PM

god damn savage lmao

random_account6721 t1_jeh4ygp wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:54 PM

Interfaces with your wife on the nightly

NaturalDoge t1_jeh5c4t wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:57 PM

No wonder why my AI wife doesn't love me anymore

TheINTL t1_jegcxim wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:32 PM

You are all caught up! Check back tomorrow

DevilsTreasure t1_jegjdt3 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:15 PM

Options - the quick way to build your own personal bear market

greenskew t1_jeg9uma wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:11 PM

Better luck next time. The bulls have JPOW's ball and he has ours.

project23 t1_jegntui wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:46 PM

Daddy JPow has my balls in a little velvet sack in his pocket so he can smack them every few minutes...

Legitimate-Ad-6385 t1_jegxtgh wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:00 PM

You're doing great! Only 25k more to go

kremlin-cola t1_jegi2y8 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:06 PM

hang in there. took an 8k bath today too. we will recover.

McKeyHardlander t1_jeh1zua wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:32 PM

60k bath reporting in. It took 2 days though, let’s be real.

LetItFlowJoe t1_jeh4zj0 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:55 PM

And I thought my 10k loss in a week was bad.... sorry dude.

Successful_Car1670 t1_jegtwv3 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:30 PM

Today was fcked

Sammychip t1_jegd7uy wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:34 PM

One of us

Illustrious-Option-9 t1_jegafjn wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:15 PM

Which positions hit you the hardest?

ProfessionalFail5986 t1_jegatfh wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:17 PM

The one he's about to take behind Wendy's.

Illustrious-Option-9 t1_jegbfhw wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:22 PM

Sorry, I meant which companies.

ProfessionalFail5986 t1_jegega5 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:42 PM

Wendy's

grimkhor t1_jegj2ec wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:13 PM

DICK'S... Sporting Goods

DYTTIGAF t1_jegk8qu wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:21 PM

Savage.

[deleted] t1_jegws3p wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:52 PM

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PresterJohnsKingdom t1_jegv1qi wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:39 PM

Looks like you pizza'd when you should have french fried. You pizza when you should french fry, you're gonna have a bad time.

patriots317 t1_jegok4s wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:51 PM

How? It literally has been? Ohhhhhhhh gay bear

Successful_Car1670 t1_jegyt2b wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:07 PM

You laugh and yet interest rates have climbed while average people have gone into debt to buy groceries and gas. China and Russia are aligned against the US in a proxy war that threatens WW3 and we’re heading into a debt ceiling fight that threatens the credit of this country that has stood firm for 240+ years. Please tell my why you are bullish? Cuz they have 300 bils for banks that bought bad treasuries?

kebertxelag t1_jegdyli wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:38 PM

🌈🐻

Responsible_Sport575 t1_jegip0n wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:11 PM

Tis but a scratch

Purple-Welder3639 t1_jegn1gh wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:41 PM

Check back tomorrow maybe it’ll change!

Reddit_wasmy_idea t1_jegrwm9 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:16 PM

Whatever your doing, do opposite

chickennoobiesoup t1_jegvwu7 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:45 PM

I just pretend it’s not a chart of my portfolio value, it’s a chart of me skiing at Aspen with all the money I’m making.

UltimateTraders t1_jeg99ku wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:07 PM

Sweet! Party on this weekend 🤪 😜

gregory601 t1_jegcxn4 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:32 PM

Behind the Wendy's

arpatel530 t1_jegd0p7 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:32 PM

I would be happy for that type of performance

Mrtooth12 t1_jegplzk wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:59 PM

Using euro to short spy

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Spare-Help562 OP t1_jeg971j wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:07 PM

A lot of realized losses on puts (TSLA, NVDA, etc. You name it)

SateliteDicPic t1_jegmhg3 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:37 PM

Been a rough year to be rational minded. As a ded bear I’m hoping to find some rich bull’s house to lay my pelt in front of the fireplace until reason reigns again.

GSamsa1977 t1_jegkn12 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:24 PM

Bought or sold? 0dtes?

Successful_Car1670 t1_jegtsl7 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:30 PM

Hold my beer I’ll show you the last two

wickity_wackk t1_jegvfr3 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:42 PM

If you switch it to CAD the number will go up

DYTTIGAF t1_jegkg7l wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:23 PM

You do know you are allowed to sell? Right?

[deleted] t1_jegmxn5 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:40 PM

Looks like me. But listen… how do you guys stay positive about an eventual return to glory? I’ve moved on and dumped my money into dividend rich blue chips

Feeling_Glonky69 t1_jegtlo8 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:28 PM

Sucks to suck

What’s it like being stupid AND poor

FoxTheory t1_jegwm0p wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:51 PM

Didn't the euro alone drop that much lol. Are you paying conversion fees every time you buy nyse or nasqd?

AG_Dynasty t1_jeh00v0 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:17 PM

Good news: It’s only been 3 months.

Bad news: It’s only been 3 months.

Conspicuously_Hidden t1_jeh255e wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:33 PM

Yikes. And here I am up 20% YTD. JPOW has all of us bulls in an elephant line.

geek2785 t1_jegobin wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:50 PM

Showed this chart to my 5 year old and she asked, “Are we all the way at the bottom?” I laughed and said not sure 😂

SpakysAlt t1_jegw0gf wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:46 PM

Thanks for your donation.

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a10lber t1_jegiy38 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:12 PM

Now you're investing like a pro.

GSamsa1977 t1_jegki1y wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:23 PM

Doing what?

[deleted] t1_jeglimo wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:30 PM

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ProfessorCaptain t1_jegpiau wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:58 PM

way to go regard

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piggybank_prophet t1_jegrws9 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:16 PM

Nice

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Zestyclose_Buy9055 t1_jegufuo wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:34 PM

April Fool's joke right?

Right?

Own-Fox9066 t1_jegva5z wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:41 PM

Quit with the options trading lol

Anderson2211 t1_jegx8un wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:56 PM

I’m 39% down!!!

[deleted] t1_jegz8y5 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:11 PM

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POTRANGO t1_jeh0y5k wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:24 PM

[deleted] t1_jeh2dbd wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:35 PM

I don’t know much about Wall Street, but I don’t think it’s supposed to look like that

PlsDonateADollar t1_jeh3669 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:41 PM

Lol that’s awful you should donate some money to me and win chances at 10k!

Every dollar is a entry! Pay my mortgage everybody wins!

josephbenjamin t1_jeh4nuh wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:52 PM

And you are only 3 months in!

EmergencyFair6786 t1_jeh5m9r wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:59 PM

If people would learn to make money moving left to right instead of up and down then you wouldn't have this issue.

dirch30 t1_jegphuc wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:58 PM

I don't know about all of you but I sold all my stock in about 2020 or so... maybe missed a few gains but that was after years of gains.

Greed ruins portfolios. It was very obvious at least to me that it was going to all go to shit...

dopexile t1_jeh55df wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:56 PM

For other Americans that don't know what the large E currency sign represents... that means he is using the European Peso.

PomegranateSad4024 t1_jeh46vq wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:48 PM

My rentals lost some value this year. Upside is still can bump up rent.

b_rey13 t1_jegdm7c wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:36 PM

r/yofunenushicoin

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