Submitted by brinkofwarz t3_yfmrwi in wallstreetbets
Skybreakeresq t1_iu44srj wrote
You dad belongs here. No he shouldn't get a lawyer. Do you get a lawyer when you lose at the craps table ffs?
Who is he gonna sue? The market?
ConstantConsumption t1_iu4m8qf wrote
Obviously he needs to sue the bat soup dude who started us down this path.
Skybreakeresq t1_iu4nuhk wrote
Nobody told grandpa to get a variable rate mortgage because the rona. He did that shit all on his own.
DNRforever t1_iu4zlqy wrote
Wait. Rates were at an all time low and he got a variable rate loan? Maybe he does have a case. Against himself
Skybreakeresq t1_iu5cmoy wrote
Its the only way that the mortgage could be going up unplanned. The interest rate is x + fed rate. He got greedy and burned himself.
Spare-Competition-91 t1_iu5k4z4 wrote
Wow, and I thought I was regarded when I lost 700K in the market listening to the wrong suggestions instead of my gut feeling to buy Google at IPO.
Skybreakeresq t1_iu5kgk3 wrote
Ooof. My bookkeeper offered to get me and my dad in to bitcoin (like walk us through how to set it up) right after the pizza for bitcoin transaction. š We didn't do it. I often wonder how life would be if we had.
Spare-Competition-91 t1_iu5lx3h wrote
Same. I'd like to think I would be island hopping on a 45ft catamaran sailboat never caring about anything but my next beer and babe.
ConstantConsumption t1_iu4nz1m wrote
I thought we were joking here but I see you were dead serious
Nomaad2016 t1_iu5a07h wrote
This is not a joke. It is not the fault of the bat soup dude. The bat should be held accountable. That bat intentionally flew around when he was infected, knowing full well that he would be soupād that night. That bat kamikazeād himself in the manās āsoup batā trap which proves malicious intent. Too bad the police didnāt do their job sooner and catch him before the act. Whatās worse is our āsuper heroā spy - the bat man dark knight - who we sent to protect us from such attacks failed miserably.
Skybreakeresq t1_iu4s123 wrote
That's what caused his issue. He signed up for them to be able to change his interest rate. That's not wise.
TheDutchBee t1_iu58uix wrote
dad serious
ELI-PGY5 t1_iu4rj8p wrote
Heās not suing any innocent guy who enjoys bat soup, heāll be suing that one Chinese chap that fucked a pangolin.
MeadowcrestRPGMV3D t1_iu56izr wrote
The guy who used chinese made airlocks in a virus institute? I mean if you were going to outsource one thing to a country with superior engineering...
runnerstraw t1_iu5dvyz wrote
Ahh the infamous bat soup that was made right next to the largest coronavirus lab in the world..
ConstantConsumption t1_iu68pqy wrote
I'm not discounting the possibility, but do consider that the OG one (SARS) also came from wet markets, as well as the 2013 avian flu. China was blasted for allowing wet markets, and so they banned wet markets but secretly started allowing them when the public outcry died down and then we have another one with covid. Also remember that coronaviruses account for 15% of the common cold so it was really just a matter of time.
pearlescentVidrio t1_iu58lxk wrote
No I think he should go talk to a lawyer. I want to see the lawyer respond, so take video.
Thereisnopurpose12 t1_iu56ou6 wrote
OP could have not posted this stupid ass question. Could have reasoned his way through or throw money at it since his has some
brinkofwarz OP t1_iu5s67f wrote
Oh I don't think for a second a lawyer is going to do anything, I'm trying to tell him hes dropped the soap and he's in denial.
Thereisnopurpose12 t1_iu5vls5 wrote
Oh shit my B lol
InevitableRhubarb232 t1_iu4pibx wrote
Millennials?
BonesSawMcGraw t1_iu58ne7 wrote
Heād like to speak to the manager
wirebeads t1_iu593lj wrote
What? We can sue the market? Where do I lawyer up?
NotWhatIWouldDo t1_iu5ih8d wrote
GHOSTBUSTERS
coles727 t1_iu53qkp wrote
Biden
kirkegaarr t1_iu5572a wrote
Probably wants to sue Biden
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