Submitted by brinkofwarz t3_yfmrwi in wallstreetbets
0x11C3P t1_iu46hig wrote
Tell your dad to get a team of lawyers. He'll need it. First obvious target of the lawsuit is the house itself. How dare it lose value. Another team can go after the land it's built on because the property value didn't hold either.
I think suing "time" as a non-fungible entity is a good bet as well because it didn't stop the moment his property value started dropping.
Lastly, he should sue himself for not learning his lesson between 07-09 when property values plummeted.
Last one has most chance of success. Sue himself. Get bank to pay lawsuit. Yell "I declare bankruptcy" and win.
Edit:
I recommend this lawyer. Huge success rate. There is not a bullshit case she will not take.
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BedContent9320 t1_iu51c52 wrote
I know a guy who fell off his roof putting Christmas lights up, fd himself up, and sued himself (and his house insurance) to get paid cuz he was out of work for months.
Introduction_Deep t1_iu5dk0b wrote
That actually makes sense in our F'ed up system. His insurance probably denied his claim and he had to get lawyers to force the insurance company to fulfill the contract. Insurance companies will do damn near anything to avoid paying claims.
0x11C3P t1_iucwmtw wrote
I hate to say it but this is why we need Blockchain and smart contracts in insurance so payout and contract is laid out and can't do this bullshit.
brinkofwarz OP t1_iu5sd3z wrote
Ironically he went bankrupt from also buying a house right before the housing crash in 07-09
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