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ConstantConsumption t1_iu4m8qf wrote

Obviously he needs to sue the bat soup dude who started us down this path.

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Skybreakeresq t1_iu4nuhk wrote

Nobody told grandpa to get a variable rate mortgage because the rona. He did that shit all on his own.

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DNRforever t1_iu4zlqy wrote

Wait. Rates were at an all time low and he got a variable rate loan? Maybe he does have a case. Against himself

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Skybreakeresq t1_iu5cmoy wrote

Its the only way that the mortgage could be going up unplanned. The interest rate is x + fed rate. He got greedy and burned himself.

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Spare-Competition-91 t1_iu5k4z4 wrote

Wow, and I thought I was regarded when I lost 700K in the market listening to the wrong suggestions instead of my gut feeling to buy Google at IPO.

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Skybreakeresq t1_iu5kgk3 wrote

Ooof. My bookkeeper offered to get me and my dad in to bitcoin (like walk us through how to set it up) right after the pizza for bitcoin transaction. šŸ˜… We didn't do it. I often wonder how life would be if we had.

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Spare-Competition-91 t1_iu5lx3h wrote

Same. I'd like to think I would be island hopping on a 45ft catamaran sailboat never caring about anything but my next beer and babe.

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ConstantConsumption t1_iu4nz1m wrote

I thought we were joking here but I see you were dead serious

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Nomaad2016 t1_iu5a07h wrote

This is not a joke. It is not the fault of the bat soup dude. The bat should be held accountable. That bat intentionally flew around when he was infected, knowing full well that he would be soupā€™d that night. That bat kamikazeā€™d himself in the manā€™s ā€œsoup batā€ trap which proves malicious intent. Too bad the police didnā€™t do their job sooner and catch him before the act. Whatā€™s worse is our ā€œsuper heroā€ spy - the bat man dark knight - who we sent to protect us from such attacks failed miserably.

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Skybreakeresq t1_iu4s123 wrote

That's what caused his issue. He signed up for them to be able to change his interest rate. That's not wise.

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ELI-PGY5 t1_iu4rj8p wrote

Heā€™s not suing any innocent guy who enjoys bat soup, heā€™ll be suing that one Chinese chap that fucked a pangolin.

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MeadowcrestRPGMV3D t1_iu56izr wrote

The guy who used chinese made airlocks in a virus institute? I mean if you were going to outsource one thing to a country with superior engineering...

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runnerstraw t1_iu5dvyz wrote

Ahh the infamous bat soup that was made right next to the largest coronavirus lab in the world..

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ConstantConsumption t1_iu68pqy wrote

I'm not discounting the possibility, but do consider that the OG one (SARS) also came from wet markets, as well as the 2013 avian flu. China was blasted for allowing wet markets, and so they banned wet markets but secretly started allowing them when the public outcry died down and then we have another one with covid. Also remember that coronaviruses account for 15% of the common cold so it was really just a matter of time.

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