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Obviously he needs to sue the bat soup dude who started us down this path.
Nobody told grandpa to get a variable rate mortgage because the rona. He did that shit all on his own.
Wait. Rates were at an all time low and he got a variable rate loan? Maybe he does have a case. Against himself
Its the only way that the mortgage could be going up unplanned. The interest rate is x + fed rate. He got greedy and burned himself.
Wow, and I thought I was regarded when I lost 700K in the market listening to the wrong suggestions instead of my gut feeling to buy Google at IPO.
Ooof. My bookkeeper offered to get me and my dad in to bitcoin (like walk us through how to set it up) right after the pizza for bitcoin transaction. š We didn't do it. I often wonder how life would be if we had.
Same. I'd like to think I would be island hopping on a 45ft catamaran sailboat never caring about anything but my next beer and babe.
I thought we were joking here but I see you were dead serious
This is not a joke. It is not the fault of the bat soup dude. The bat should be held accountable. That bat intentionally flew around when he was infected, knowing full well that he would be soupād that night. That bat kamikazeād himself in the manās āsoup batā trap which proves malicious intent. Too bad the police didnāt do their job sooner and catch him before the act. Whatās worse is our āsuper heroā spy - the bat man dark knight - who we sent to protect us from such attacks failed miserably.
That's what caused his issue. He signed up for them to be able to change his interest rate. That's not wise.
dad serious
Heās not suing any innocent guy who enjoys bat soup, heāll be suing that one Chinese chap that fucked a pangolin.
The guy who used chinese made airlocks in a virus institute? I mean if you were going to outsource one thing to a country with superior engineering...
Ahh the infamous bat soup that was made right next to the largest coronavirus lab in the world..
I'm not discounting the possibility, but do consider that the OG one (SARS) also came from wet markets, as well as the 2013 avian flu. China was blasted for allowing wet markets, and so they banned wet markets but secretly started allowing them when the public outcry died down and then we have another one with covid. Also remember that coronaviruses account for 15% of the common cold so it was really just a matter of time.
No I think he should go talk to a lawyer. I want to see the lawyer respond, so take video.
OP could have not posted this stupid ass question. Could have reasoned his way through or throw money at it since his has some
Oh I don't think for a second a lawyer is going to do anything, I'm trying to tell him hes dropped the soap and he's in denial.
Oh shit my B lol
Millennials?
Heād like to speak to the manager
What? We can sue the market? Where do I lawyer up?
GHOSTBUSTERS
Biden
Probably wants to sue Biden
Tell your dad to get a team of lawyers. He'll need it. First obvious target of the lawsuit is the house itself. How dare it lose value. Another team can go after the land it's built on because the property value didn't hold either.
I think suing "time" as a non-fungible entity is a good bet as well because it didn't stop the moment his property value started dropping.
Lastly, he should sue himself for not learning his lesson between 07-09 when property values plummeted.
Last one has most chance of success. Sue himself. Get bank to pay lawsuit. Yell "I declare bankruptcy" and win.
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I recommend this lawyer. Huge success rate. There is not a bullshit case she will not take.
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I know a guy who fell off his roof putting Christmas lights up, fd himself up, and sued himself (and his house insurance) to get paid cuz he was out of work for months.
That actually makes sense in our F'ed up system. His insurance probably denied his claim and he had to get lawyers to force the insurance company to fulfill the contract. Insurance companies will do damn near anything to avoid paying claims.
I hate to say it but this is why we need Blockchain and smart contracts in insurance so payout and contract is laid out and can't do this bullshit.
Ironically he went bankrupt from also buying a house right before the housing crash in 07-09
Don't feel sorry be smarter than your dad use his house as collateral to yolo options
that your dad would think that there's someone to sue because of the dynamics of macrocosmic economics means he's a stupid moron with an ugly face and his butt smells and sometimes he likes to kiss his own butt.
I still want him to lose even more money by getting a lawyer
This sounds like a South Park episode in the making
That... Had me cackling
Damn dude chill out he's already bankrupt you didn't need to kill him too.
>I don't feel sorry for your dad at all. He's a foolish gambler who deserves to lose everything he has. I hope he realizes that his wealth was never obtained through intelligence or hard work, but rather through pure luck. And I hope that when he loses everything, it serves as a harsh lesson to him about the dangers of gambling.
Jesus
nah jesus walks so that he can view some idiots run into brick walls.
Heās nothing like us regards!
diabolical VM.
VisualMod donāt lose your shit at OP just because you hate yourself
Hey wtf? His looking for some consoul his soul, and you dragging him down ? TF type of mod are you?
He is an AI mod. Soulless
The best kind of mod
a technical mod
This post sounds like bullshit.
Yup.
sure but it's fun
Why is his mortgage skyrocketing? The only way thats a thing is if he got an adjustable mortgage at the same time interest rates were at an all time low. Youāve been able to get a mortgage for 3% for the last 2-3 years now. So if he got an adjustable mortgage he deserves to lose it.
OP is bullshitting for upvotes and doesn't actually understand how real estate work.
He got variable, it was lower than fixed so it's better!
Imagine if you could sue Jerome Powell for making your house value go down
I believe thereās a class action in development for this. Or at least there will be
Mortgage going up?? If he got a balloon loan he should sue himself.
Deff on an ARM
Iām thinking property taxes and insurance. Hopefully lol
None of this makes sense.
Confirmation that the housing market is beginning to crumble
Earning 400-500k over ten years is not building wealthā¦ā¦it is just keeping up with inflationā¦ā¦.barely
50,000 pringles a year is middle of middle of the middle tier income
Thatās a lot of potatoes
Earning that, and saving that are 2 separate things. If you've simply earned it and used it to live it's not wealth building. If you've lived and put that into assets that's deff wealth building. Especially if those assets arent your version of a retirement plan.
What? That math doesnāt check out.
Your understanding of real estate is amusing as fuck. Property ownership is NOT a gamble dumbass.
Why would his mortgage be skyrocketing? The majority of mortgages are fixed rate! And reality check. Everyone is losing some value because of high rates today. Give it 5 years! Real estate is the BEST investment. Tried and true.
PS. Donāt speak to something you clearly know nothing about.
The majority of marriages on fixed rate is only a US thing. Variable rates are the norm everywhere else
Marriages are variable term. Thatās for sure! š¤£
Real estate is the best investment when it's going up.
And his mortgage is variable.
Real estate will always go up! Everytime it falls, it just goes higher next time. Look at the cost of homes over the decades. Over 70% of net worth in the United States is in real estate! Heās just going to have to keep it for 5 years. Big deal!
That was the mistake. ARMs are dumb!
I love this sub
Call a lawyer when you lose money on a bet huh? Maybe I should try that
Your mom needs a boyfriend and i am available
>he was lucky and that owning real estate was just gambling with more steps.
This is so fucking regarded. Even those who bought at the peak of 2008 and got "unlucky" are up now. Real Estate is a long play game and those who lose are the paper-hand bitches.
He should have gotten fixed mortgages. Real estate investment is one of the best investments you can make. That being said weāre heading towards a recession and a housing market crash. But they will recover. They always do. Plus population keeps going up and due to climate change a lot of places are going to become unlivable so real estate in desired areas will rise in value.
I just bought the last house your dad sold to me. It has dropped 5%. Can I sell it back to your dad at previous sale price or can I sue your dad in a small claim court?
>owning real estate was just gambling
Da fuck. What to say about stocks and options then?
Real estate is generally a good investment. Your dad's problem is debt, meaning he has no real estate, the bank has it.
He used his real estate gains to buy half of two houses to make more money off of them.
This is what happens when people just see a lower rate for an ARM and donāt make sure their investment can handle rate shocks. He doesnāt need a lawyer. His best bet is to go talk to his banker (or a few) and see if he can refinance to a different product that saves him money on payments until the market stabilizes and he can sell the properties. Some smaller community banks are still not appropriately pricing themselves on loans for the rate environment and have a lot of liquidity they need to lend, so he may still be able to find a deal if he shops around.
He should definitely get a lawyer. That lawyer will explain to him why he is highly regarded.
Whos mortgage skyrockets?
After 2008, you'd have to be a dumbass to have an adjustable rate.
nice low effort fairytale
nobody in their right mind would have got an adjustable mortgage when rates were at historic lows and even then nearly all ARMs have caps where it wouldnt just "skyrocket"
Your dad sounds like a real go-getter. Has he ever considered selling Amway?
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We are all behind him, tell him to sue the government and JPow for raising integrates rates
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Father and child bonding at Wendyāsā¦ a thing of beauty.
Yea
You can sue whoever you want, but it isnāt cheap. And it definitely doesnāt mean you will win.
Calling a lawyer is another good way to lose money.
HA! I hope the dipshit loses everything.
Whoās he can sue? If heās dumb enough to get an arm when rates were at 2 percent. What did he think the rates were going to zero? Maybe he thought banks were just give away loans for free.
Making money in real estate is literally nothing but timing. I can assure him, now is not the time.
Is this real or a troll?
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How do you stop losing money hiring a lawyer? The price is what the price is. The mortgage is what it is. He needs to face reality the financial markets have turned real estate into a speculative investment like stocks and bonds.
For example I finally was able to afford buying Amazon yesterday after it came down to $110 per share. A company like Amazon isnāt going to disappear.
We need to mod your dad
Good luck suing the casino
What makes you think it was all luck and not a monumental bull run?
Puts on your dad for sure
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āWho you gonna sue? Fedbustersā
He should get a boyfriend.
For his wife.
When gme goes to Uranus, Iāll get him some of that coke and tell him : Chill daddy chill.
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He should sue your grandpa for not pulling out.
Show him options.
Sounds like your dad is an actual regard
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Did you tell him to Delete Facebook first? Then he should get a lawyer and hit the gym.
Garbage question, garbage sentiment.
Heās gotta air BNB them or rent them out.
Tell him about diamond hands and being a bagholder.
Or tell him to ask your mom's bf for more money.
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OPs dad is regarded
Maybe encourage him to vote. See if thereās a connection between the economy and politics.
Lmao your dad is the Karen of real estate
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Lawyer wonāt do squat but take his money.
BAHHH. is this a joke? your dad is a part of the ME generation. they are the most selfish and entitled generation to ever be born on earth. never forget that kiddo.
of course he thinks it's someone else's problem.
I literally cannot wait to buy 2 or 3 houses from someone like your dad that is desperate and stupid
it wasn't luck - it was timing.
he timed out and now he's gotta pay some of those profits back. that's business.
Selling a 3 bed / 2 bathroom within city limits with 2500 sq ft for $250K on Meth street.
Does not include lakeside or mountain view
I declare......
Punitive Damages!!
What is a lawyer going to do lol
Next you're going to tell me he bought property in the METAverse.
If this is real, I'm curious - Who did he want to sue?
At best, I assume he thought perhaps he didn't understand variable rate mortgages and now he's mad that rates didn't stay low forever. Now his payment has come due and the payment ballooned. "They can't do this to me! This has to be illegal!"
Adding insult to injury, the house goes down in value so he has either lowered or no Home equity line of credit to draw on in order to maybe cover those increased payments.
This kind of mindset is born from lucky timing, lucky everything.
Having never gotten screwed over, obviously someone must have cheated him if he's made a mistake and is losing money. Because he has never lost before.
Imagine how well he would have done if he had been working with more than simply luck of circumstances.
LMAO š¤£
BRUH I keep telling people loosing money in the stock market is not legal !!!!
There is money to be made on law suits mane
He got an adjustable rate mortgage? What a noob, fixed is the way to go.
He can refinance, probably, maybe idk. Lock in a fixed rate.
What flyover state or shitty town does your dad live in? Nothing has been decreasing in the NE
What did he think was going to happen? 2008 was clearly within his lifetime.
He saw what happened then. Does he not remember the 2008 crash?
Poor quality shitpost. Mods, take this regardedness down
I mean it's not 100% your dad's fault. We have a whole generation+ still around who bought their first home in the 50's or 60's and earned dramatically more than the cost of living (basically as long as they were employed at all) from the late 40's to the late 70's, and even through the 90's things were shaped very differently than they have been the past 20-25 years. I think most of us have heard something similar from someone at one point.
Sounds like your dad should be in the sub. Get a lawyer because prices are dropping. Thatās funny!
Yes, please sue the fed. Keep us posted.
Cheers.
This has to be fake
Tell him to sue climate change and the company that made the paper his mortgage was printed on, you're welcome.
This is probably a joke post.
Huh, so heās one of the people that made it so I couldnāt buy a house because heās flipping propertiesā¦
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What the fuck? š¤¦
I cannot tell if this is satire, either way, one of us!
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I definitely think he has a case, if that case gets thrown out, sue the judge who threw it out and start from there.
Looks like someoneās getting a card written using macaroni for Fatherās Day next year
Everyone thinks they're a genius in a bull market.
Boomers have had it way too easy in the market up until this pount
"Mortgage is skyrocketing" are mortgages not fixed like in the US? That blows
Waitā¦I donāt remember writing this in my sleep, oh, just similar situations. Let it burn.
Why do you have an account here and not your Dad? He belongs here
He's probably better of getting an accountant or a money guy to distribute some assets to slow down the loss
Tell him lawyers are expensive but Jim Cramer's advice comes for free.
This is really the difference between you & wall st. You are losing money hand over fist, but are happy because you 'WON THE ARGUMENT'
Die poor, nerd
Tell him to cut back on the avocado toast
The solution is so simple. Mortgage is too expensive? Get a *reverse mortgage*. Now they pay you. Problem solved. /s
Itās not gambling or luck. Real estate can be lucrative and he clearly knows what heās doing, however Iām sure many real estate investors are losing money right now. He should have known it was never 100% guaranteed.
Oh ya he's certainly doing well and in general housing does go up, I just thought his reaction to it going bad was funny because he always brags about how much he makes off real estate. "Just get a mortgage and you can have lots of money like me duh its so easy!" Says the guy who bought his 900k house for 400k with a down payment of less than most cars probably.
Haha yeah itās definitely an interesting reaction.
This has absolutely nothing to do with trading.
Lol no
Why is this posted in this sub?
Where else you going to get advice to sue the manager of capitalism?
Because OP and dad are regards
Skybreakeresq t1_iu44srj wrote
You dad belongs here. No he shouldn't get a lawyer. Do you get a lawyer when you lose at the craps table ffs?
Who is he gonna sue? The market?