throwaway_tendies t1_iuagdmw wrote
Reply to comment by pearlescentVidrio in All you schmucks told me to get off Robinhood, now I have $15,000 frozen in a closed TD Ameritrade account by [deleted]
How do I launder money non shittily?
Ask for a cartel friend…
pearlescentVidrio t1_iuah670 wrote
I bill at $300 an hour for my AML compliance work. $3000 retainer (evergreen).
throwaway_tendies t1_iuahf5b wrote
Alright lay it out for me, if it sounds good I’ll Venmo you
pearlescentVidrio t1_iuahj9i wrote
No. I’ll take cash. Up front.
This ain’t my first rodeo.
throwaway_tendies t1_iuahlke wrote
I can’t pay cash it’s not laundered yet
pearlescentVidrio t1_iuahs2k wrote
Tough titties. Not my problem.
throwaway_tendies t1_iuai07k wrote
Well fine, forget you then, I’ll just cashier’s check into TD Ameritrade
pearlescentVidrio t1_iuai9sl wrote
NoIncrease299 t1_iualbg3 wrote
This guy ☝🏻 ... is my kinda guy.
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