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pearlescentVidrio t1_iuah670 wrote

Reply to comment by throwaway_tendies in All you schmucks told me to get off Robinhood, now I have $15,000 frozen in a closed TD Ameritrade account by [deleted]

I bill at $300 an hour for my AML compliance work. $3000 retainer (evergreen).

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throwaway_tendies t1_iuahf5b wrote

Alright lay it out for me, if it sounds good I’ll Venmo you

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pearlescentVidrio t1_iuahj9i wrote

No. I’ll take cash. Up front.

This ain’t my first rodeo.

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throwaway_tendies t1_iuahlke wrote

I can’t pay cash it’s not laundered yet

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