Submitted by CntStopMeNow t3_ygo2m0 in wallstreetbets
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[deleted] t1_iu9hgqa wrote
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GnarwhalStreet t1_iu9hxl9 wrote
Ornamental gourd sympathy play right here.
JinnPhD t1_iu9hz8a wrote
[deleted] t1_iu9j9zt wrote
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0x11C3P t1_iu9jfmk wrote
This made me chuckle.
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Comb-Pleasant t1_iu9os1b wrote
Reddit needs to work on their sarcasamdar since this was downvoted so much
CatsalsoCookies t1_iu9p6we wrote
What about GOURDS?! I went balls deep on calls.. They're safe?
ceconk t1_iu9r0lq wrote
This is more about fucking up the US and EU i think, he's trying to force inflation to go higher.
CntStopMeNow OP t1_iu9r2oj wrote
Is AI capable of sarcasm? This is sentient life territory. Calls on Skynet!
Comb-Pleasant t1_iu9rd8z wrote
Wait so that mod post is generated by AI ? I feel old.
Letters-to-self t1_iu9t9z2 wrote
This will hit African and Middle Eastern countries
attofreak t1_iu9uj5r wrote
Yes, buddy, the world is not an unpredictable, unmitigated chaos. There is a clear script to everything. It's okay to feel safe.
goldenlamp t1_iu9x7fn wrote
It’s so weird how sometimes it’s really on point and sometimes completely regarded
goldenlamp t1_iu9x9s7 wrote
It’s AI, not sarcasm
Extremely-Bad-Idea t1_iu9xkfo wrote
Global energy and food prices will remain very high until the Ukraine War ends. Unfortunately, since America and Europe are funding the war and seem eager for it to continue, the war will probably continue for many years.
In addition to energy and food, you might also keep an eye on fertilizer prices, as those also have gone up dramatically and are in short supply since the war started.
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tsamsatt t1_iua2qtl wrote
Verbal blockade
Stinkyfartmaker t1_iua4472 wrote
Got any plays in specific? Just a fellow regard here
NordicApeBets t1_iua4b2p wrote
Did Jim Meta short grain?
craftystudiopl t1_iua5333 wrote
Ornamental gourds 👌
ankole_watusi t1_iua5lrw wrote
Let them eat gluten-free cake!
Grudens_Emails t1_iua5z7r wrote
We don’t really rely on Russia for wheat
Interesting_Ad1006 t1_iua6jji wrote
So you are telling me something serious happened which will cause rally on wheat futures ? Knowing how market behaves recently I should probably go short on wheat…
Soft-Breadfruit8690 t1_iuae9a4 wrote
Stfu wumao
tinnylemur189 t1_iuaequq wrote
Priced in.
Everyone with a brain knew russia only went through with that deal so they'd have it's shutdown to use as leverage. They were always going to shut it down, it was just a matter of when.
mark2talyho t1_iuafe87 wrote
Once again I was 3 months too early on this trade.
tinnylemur189 t1_iuafik8 wrote
Russia won't last years. They're 8 months into this catastrophe and their economy is collapsing, their only profitable export markets are dead, they're incapable of making new military equipment so they're refurbishing t-62s and they're conscripting drunks and old men due to low morale and high abandonment.
I would be absolutely amazed if this war made it past next summer.
Happy__Force t1_iuah3or wrote
How do we make money on this?
HackingTooMuchTime t1_iuahacp wrote
amusedtodeath847 t1_iuajhar wrote
This gets me rock hard, got 45,000 bushel to sell
Original_Potato3023 t1_iuajjve wrote
It's good these days
Yisheng96 t1_iuajv1g wrote
Buy 3WHL
Original_Potato3023 t1_iuajygx wrote
Needing Simpleton 10 steps book, required to play. 13k sitting for an opportunity who sank my battleship i.e won't be beneficial to freight
inputnamehere t1_iuakeee wrote
How much wheat gets exported during the winter?
HAWKSFAN628 t1_iuakkt0 wrote
PLUS poor winter crop conditions in USA. very dry soil. not good.
Ni987 t1_iuanq6r wrote
Russia lost two ships to a converted jet ski. That’s probably a loss of more than 400 million dollars… one of us…
renz004 t1_iuaoedk wrote
Fortunately*, you mean.
The world will be a better place in the long run once Russia collapses. A worthy investment.
Captobvious75 t1_iuaoukz wrote
Central banks: raise interests even higher!
unlock0 t1_iuaq003 wrote
Iirc they were stealing grain at the docks.
True-Musician-5406 t1_iuaqa8c wrote
Bullshit.
unlock0 t1_iuaqbmc wrote
Ukraine makes a large portion of the world's wheat.. its their flag.
>According to the European Commission, Ukraine accounts for 10% of the world wheat market, 15% of the corn market, and 13% of the barley market. With more than 50% of world trade, it is also the main player on the sunflower oil market.Jul 27, 2022
unlock0 t1_iuaqeo5 wrote
And us when America exports it driving up costs
Time-Caterpillar4103 t1_iuar3aw wrote
They shipped hardly anything. The breadbasket is gone until the war ends.
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captain_skyisblue t1_iuav4cq wrote
Oatmeals
Blitted_Master t1_iuayg0k wrote
They’re goofy ideologues devoid of honesty and guided by feels. Don’t mind them. Obviously Russia won’t collapse from this minor war. I’d bet my house on it.
ElitestFours t1_iub1v7t wrote
I’ll trade some sheep for wheat.
FewTemperature2465 t1_iub1x06 wrote
It’s not a minor war, it’s a special military operation.
Sarcasm mode off.
Russia is fucked. It’s a technical term where you let a small old man run your country into the ground through corruption.
Then watch him pick a proxy war with both the EU the UK and the USA to distract the Russian population.
It always ends in tears. Let hope it’s not everyone on the planet crying when the smoke clears.
Such-Combination5046 t1_iub20qw wrote
This is to put pressure on the west hoping they'll stop supporting Ukraine
Blitted_Master t1_iub3zc2 wrote
Russia won’t collapse from this war with the Ukraine. Put your house on it lol
milesthegreat2020 t1_iubj12u wrote
They can just hit the port it's being shipped out of with a cruise missiles etc. Russia will be hesitant to risk losing more ships to anti ship missiles and drones, that's true.
Responsible_Sport575 t1_iubkfvl wrote
Well the season is wrapping up so ..
Responsible_Sport575 t1_iubl8vk wrote
Raise the price of grain is about the only thing
clegger29 t1_iuboor9 wrote
They’d have avoid the temptations of hitting the crucial childrens hospitals. An idk Russia is capable of hitting military targets
IVCrushingUrTendies t1_iubq75e wrote
Priced in dude. Potential of this happening was talked about last money. Already likely outcome
Commercial-Travel613 t1_iubzbrh wrote
I rely on Malt-o-Meal
Moon_Goon_90 t1_iubzzhe wrote
100% this. Europe can't sustain the war effort if their people are bleeding out. Winter riots Incoming....
Extremely-Bad-Idea t1_iuc5m98 wrote
Russia is not going anywhere. To imagine otherwise is wishful thinking. WSB is about making money and that requires dealing with reality, not imaginary victories over Russia. The Russian Bear defeated Hitler and Napoleon, so I don't think Ukraine is going to be its downfall. LOL
Ever since the Ukraine war started, Western governments and media have been claiming that Russia is "on the verge of collapse" or "about to have a revolution that overthrows Putin". Of course none of that has happened. Instead, Russia's ruble is the strongest performing European currency this year. The ruble is up 12% over last year. Russia has redirected its energy exports to China, India, Asia, Africa, and Latin America, thereby negating the impact of losing its former European customers.
From an investment standpoint, traders need to acknowledge that Russia is the world's most resource rich nation, is a military super-power, and knows how to defend its economic self-interest. Swapping anti-Russia political sentiments for the hard facts of Russia's economic reality is a sure way to lose money.
Iceboerg420 t1_iuc6or7 wrote
It isn't why should zhe price drop so significantly when the contract was signed and the prices stayed low for the time
Iceboerg420 t1_iuc7hsu wrote
Much because it gets harvested aaround august september
LavenderAutist t1_iuc7zoq wrote
I have some iron for you
JoseArcadi0 t1_iuc91qn wrote
contrarianmonkey t1_iucourm wrote
they already jumped by the time you saw the news. After it's public knowledge it's priced in fast and you can't profit from it
Crafty-Cauliflower-6 t1_iucqrxv wrote
Yay more inflation coming .
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ds2isthebestone t1_iucux1l wrote
Thing is, the contries that needs it the most are mainly in north africa and the middle east. This Kind of move can spark civil unrest in these regions
DeepFuckingAutistic t1_iucywqm wrote
Russian black sea fleet, which they used to fire missiles at ukrainian energy sector got hit back.
russia - we will sink grain ships.
its acting like a 6 year old, but hey, any grain and wheat related will jump in price though
renz004 t1_iudaewu wrote
Lmaaaaooo I hope you really dont believe what you wrote.
-Russia in less than 1 year has already lost more than Americans lost in10 years throughout the Vietnam war. They are losing and losing bad. Their military is a joke from all the embezzlement and corruption over the years, and it's in full display with all their soviet era tech.
-If Russia was so resource rich, they wouldnt be acting like Orc invaders trying to steal land for resources. Hell they wouldnt be constantly pillaging washing machines to bring back to base for their chips.
-the Ruble is being propped up. If you believe it's strong in reality despite the entire world blocking trade with them, then I got a bridge to sell you.
Like you said not a place to discuss politics but holy shit man at least remove your head from your ass.
Qwikmoneysniper t1_iudi2nl wrote
Inflation be like: "I ain't going nowhere."
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PunchingCarrots t1_iudwbas wrote
Putin must have bought SPY Puts.
Extremely-Bad-Idea t1_iudzlhr wrote
Everything you said is complete nonsense. All the people reading this discussion thread will decide for themselves about your lack of credibility.
- You are quoting Ukrainian propaganda as if it were official Russian casualty figures. If those numbers were real, then the war would already be over because Russia's entire military would be gone. How can you be so foolish as to repeat that nonsense?
- Russia occupies 20% of the surface of the Earth. It has more mineral wealth than any other nation and most continents.
- The Ruble trades freely against other currencies. China, India, Brazil, and other non-NATO nations accept Russian rubles as payment for goods and services, while Russia accepts their yuan, rupee, real, etc
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Got_banned_on_main t1_iug8i3s wrote
Eh. Not sure where you're hearing that. Bushel per acre is pretty good this year here in the Midwest according to the farmers I've talked to.
HAWKSFAN628 t1_iug9vle wrote
Winter wheat friend. This winter
justinjohnson86 t1_iugh16q wrote
Crimea River...
VisualMod t1_iu9hbxf wrote