Submitted by ChaosPancake t3_yimhit in wallstreetbets
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ChaosPancake OP t1_iuje0qe wrote
I'm gonna be honest with you. I changed it once because I got it wrong. But I'm so drunk I doubt it'll get it right if I was to change it again. I do have 1 share though.
Congo_King t1_iujfi4j wrote
What time is it where you're at?
Random_Raw_Dogger t1_iujm6uc wrote
Time for a drink apparently.
FishingOnTheFly t1_iujtiz6 wrote
Its 5 o'clock somewhere
[deleted] t1_iujfs5w wrote
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ronreadingpa t1_iuk0qz2 wrote
Post it to Musk's Twitter. Make him feel like he got a deal.
Powerful-Ad-4292 t1_iuje4bs wrote
Lol, I dig it
[deleted] t1_iujw4xm wrote
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Agreeable_Umpire4897 t1_iujg3kz wrote
Elon should've paid out $69.42 per share and said fuck it
optionlord3 t1_iujgzdx wrote
he wanted that 420... had twitter told him 51.35 would be sufficient, elon would still insist on 54.20
ChaosPancake OP t1_iujf6w3 wrote
Can everybody pretend I put 54.20 please? OK thanks.
OZeski t1_iujn7gt wrote
We could, but it’ll cost you.
ChaosPancake OP t1_iujnjjo wrote
As long as it not money. Cus I have non.
UncleSlippyFist t1_iujeq06 wrote
This Harley Quinn show is really fucking good btw
General_Asleep t1_iujfwzx wrote
I just binged the whole thing it was amazing.
notsoscarydino t1_iujcx7k wrote
Wait for a week… jeez
ChaosPancake OP t1_iujd87o wrote
But that isn't as funny.
UCMeInvest t1_iujx5h8 wrote
This guy memes
Madcityman75 t1_iujmzwn wrote
I got my merger payout today. Thanks for an extra $100 that I didn't have in the spring, Elon!
UrethraFranklin69_ t1_iujz9js wrote
Won't your broker take like $30 in the fees to settle it?
slobonmyrob85 t1_iujyxbu wrote
What if.... There was a substantial amount of synthetic twitter shares and when it was taken off the market there was only 44 billion to put towards the closing of those positions and magnitudes more shares are left high and dry? Who is then responsible for paying for the synthetic shares during the delisting?
WeAreTheMachine368 t1_iujdqo7 wrote
$54.20
NewToTradingStock t1_iuk23eu wrote
I didn’t get 💯% of $54.20 . Damn fee
harley012 t1_iujqnqv wrote
Where did he say this? please
LiamColeE t1_iuk80z9 wrote
In his contract to buy twitter
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Personal_Ad_5522 t1_iuje83r wrote
What time fed is meeting tomorrow? Is it possible to watch it live?
ChaosPancake OP t1_iujef6a wrote
Yeah sure why not? Just type fer meeting into YouTube.
Personal_Ad_5522 t1_iujel72 wrote
Do you know what time though? Thanks man
ChaosPancake OP t1_iujf03i wrote
Honestly I know what year it currently is. I could Google it, but I'm not sure I can read atm.
TempTempapple t1_iuk5wyv wrote
Lol he didn’t promise 55.20
May_Ape t1_iujixay wrote
It was 54.20$ idiot
ChaosPancake OP t1_iujnhg9 wrote
I am sure am.
Powerful-Ad-4292 t1_iujdnkl wrote
54.20. You're off by a dollar