Submitted by Endoskeleton1 t3_z7ytgm in wallstreetbets
HarrisLam t1_iy8wyjy wrote
This is hella confusing when Cramer joins the equation. I would probably sit out of this one if I were you pal.
19Rocket_Jockey76 t1_iy8xkwp wrote
Hrs not your pal. Guy!
Annoying_guest t1_iy90hmi wrote
no need to be like that. Buddy.
ChampChange420 t1_iy90u96 wrote
Easy there friend
Endoskeleton1 OP t1_iy957xw wrote
Woah there fam!
MeridianNL t1_iy97cq1 wrote
Watch it there pal!
ChampChange420 t1_iy97nf6 wrote
We already used pal sir
Ash0300 t1_iy9dq47 wrote
Bruh
Vegan_Honk t1_iy9ijn1 wrote
chill out homes.
buzzhavoc t1_iy9jqi2 wrote
It's Holmes, Johnny.
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jcmonkeyjc t1_iya4t48 wrote
no shit, Sherlock
itsmeagain1969 t1_iyand9n wrote
Ok 'Homer'
M1cahSlash t1_iy9i4ze wrote
I’m not your buddy, man.
needyouonthatwall t1_iyb17wh wrote
He’s not your buddy, chief.
Annoying_guest t1_iybcck4 wrote
hey there shipmate I aint yer chief
Endoskeleton1 OP t1_iy953td wrote
I'm not your guy. Buddy!
iloveuranus t1_iy9ajry wrote
I'm not your buddy, fam.
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M1cahSlash t1_iy9i78x wrote
I’m not your guy, buddy.
elevatorman32 t1_iy9nhze wrote
Easy killa
Fangore t1_iyb3sq2 wrote
He's not your buddy, friend.
TastyToad t1_iy95oji wrote
If you watch the clip, Cramer is being asked about Elon calling Apples' 30% appstore cut "a hidden tax". He dodges the question and chooses to rant about Elon being "as wrong as you can be", "your best quality people coming from apple" (meaning most valuable users from advertising standpoint) etc.
In other words, he's just blowing hot air, as always.
In reality, both TSLA and APPL puts will print in the incoming months. Elon will likely have to sell more stock, to finance Twitter idiocy. On top of that both companies will suffer due to recession and China problems.
edit: Too regarded to write proper sentences on first try.
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SkipperSkupper t1_iy9mafb wrote
Sending regarded regards
Supra1JZed t1_iy9ca7n wrote
Well he's not wrong on the advertising logic. That's why they are Apple users, typically. Highly susceptible and influenceable.
Mikerk t1_iy9fkok wrote
One thing Apple has proven is that Apple users are easily separated from their money
oneredflag t1_iy9tufu wrote
The entire consumer market is based on this premise...
zephyy t1_iybtumh wrote
Capitalism is based on this premise.
6a21hy1e t1_iyalzej wrote
Musk is tweeting from his iPhone.
Supra1JZed t1_iy9jy7m wrote
100%. Some are stuck due to the insane predatory model they have. Others are clueless or blindly denying how far behind Apple is.
To be fair to a point, Apple is 1 Vs. World. They've set themselves apart and the entire world collectively is growing. They can only copy as even Apple doesn't have the money for the level of R&D the rest of the world has collectively. It's why Android has been so far ahead for so long. There's thousands of companies in that market developing.
jerkITwithRIGHTYnewb t1_iy9y54n wrote
Buying puts on the only tech to survive the slaughter because of something Elon is doing. Smooth brain AF.
Confident_Weird3353 t1_iyde8j8 wrote
Whatever you say about Elon, the madman has balls
BlurredSight t1_iyaeij1 wrote
Yeah the basic WSB equation was two variables, Player * Symbol ^ -1 = Option.
Now we have (Player * Symbol ^ -1)*Player^-1 = Option * Inverse Player = Final Option.
The only difference being when adding weightings onto the variables, Jim Cramer inverse outweighs Elon Musk. But Elon's ability to go super regard on a moments notice makes the equation dynamic depending on the time of day and other outside factors.
itsmeagain1969 t1_iyanuvw wrote
Thought that was only for Friday's? I'm confused!
BraveFencerMusashi t1_iybhfez wrote
Theta gang rubbing their hands
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Haywood_jablowmeeee t1_iybgipn wrote
Elon says AAPL is bad. Cramer says AAPL is good. But Elon has gone full Cramer the last year so that means it’s a double good vote which means bet for double bad????
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