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FarrisAT t1_iy908fu wrote

Fuck if Cramer kills AAPL the whole market will die

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dabears---318 t1_iy9fzss wrote

jpow would like a word tomorrow. in fact he’s got a whole speech prepared

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Toiletpaperpanic2020 t1_iybxkd5 wrote

"Good morning regards,

I was going going to do a .5 rate hike but you fuckers spent too much on black Friday shopping, proving there is still too much liquidity out there necessitating the need to do another .75 rate hike"

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CryogenicEngineer t1_iy9q8yu wrote

Cant kill apple because it actually creates items of value.

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Ravi5ingh t1_iyagv7x wrote

No it makes dildos that ppl shove up their ass screaming : OH SO ROUND AND USER FRIENDLY!!!

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NamelessGlory t1_iyb3a5x wrote

Apple are for dumb consumers who just want surface level software, living in the walled garden (restriction prison) where you can only do things "inside the lines" drawn by apple.

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I_drive_dick_magnets t1_iyb9oo0 wrote

As a dumb ape who has owned many iPhones, I can confirm. I just want simple because I am simple. I also look forward to seeing apple nose dive while simultaneously owning stock in them. Am dum fuk ape, i ain’t care.

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Barachie1 t1_iyc8rgn wrote

I'm an Android user who doesn't touch iOS because of limited file access, weak breadth of available software, and limited customizability. Despite all of that, iPhones do have the best chip hardware on the phone market. That wasn't always the case, but with the M1 chip they do have a real hardware advantage in that area. More generally, if you don't care about specific software and want maximum snappiness and reliability in all situations, iPhones are probably better overall. If you need anything Android has to offer the difference in snappiness/reliability likely isn't enough to matter, but iPhones definitely have a niche/role to play.

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-gggggggggg- t1_iyc9f8l wrote

iPhones don't use the M1 chip.

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Barachie1 t1_iycemxr wrote

Oh yeah I'm dumb M1/M2 naming is for laptops. But they do have superior phone processors too certainly with their A- series. Like the M1 for their laptops, the phone CPU line is based on technology Apple owns and developed in-house.

In terms of raw performance they tend to win by a lot too. From Tom's Hardware comparing the Qualcomm (in the latest Samsung) to the iPhone 14 pro maxipad, "On the graphics front, the iPhone 14 Pro Max notched 12,363 or 74 frames per second on the 3DMark Wild Life Unlimited benchmark. The Galaxy S22 Ultra had a score of 9,499 and 56.87 fps. 

On our video editing test, which involves transcoding a 4K video to 1080p in the Adobe Premiere Rush app, the iPhone 14 Pro Max averaged 30 seconds. The Galaxy S22 Ultra needed 47 seconds."

iPhones also tend to have the best battery lifetime on the market for comparably powerful devices. Idk if they have super duper low power modes like some Androids though.

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-gggggggggg- t1_iyc9d6g wrote

This was true a decade ago. Today, every major operating system on any platform is locked down and a walled garden. Windows is basically malware now with its main feature being a vehicle to host its app store and data collection services. Android today is more locked down than iOS 5 years ago. You can still find open source forks of Android, but nobody outside hobbyists uses them.

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CryogenicEngineer t1_iybwaym wrote

Seethe at the popularity of user friendly UI. Lol

*Typed on iphone

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Ravi5ingh t1_iyc041d wrote

The concept of user friendliness is one if the greatest misconceptions of UI design

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mannnerlygamer t1_iycpnc7 wrote

I believe you are thinking Lovense granted it’s only a matter of time before apple acquires them

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pvsocialmedia t1_iycm6ve wrote

Cramer for President! He might do what Jpoe hasn't been able to do yet. Kill the market to curb inflation. Edit: I was about to put a /s at the end, but if you can't figure that out.......

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