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DammitMatt t1_ixytqyn wrote

Incorrect, it's buy low, and then buy lower, and then buy lower, and then buy lower, run out of money, wait for a stroke of luck

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[deleted] t1_ixz5ebf wrote

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DammitMatt t1_ixz6oq8 wrote

Ooooo i havent tried that one. What are the return rates like?

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ryan9991 t1_iy2j1bf wrote

Instructions unclear died of a stroke.

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GuhgaChad t1_ixz7c20 wrote

What is this selling high you speak of

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Anatar19 t1_iy1jjl0 wrote

That's when you lose a bunch of money selling while under the influence. It's better that way because people get all emotional when they lose money and aren't high.

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Plastic-Umpire4855 t1_iy1heo3 wrote

I’ve heard tales of a “peaks” in books about clear air and oceans. But alas I have never seen one myself

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NNIICCEEE t1_ixyn8jt wrote

How can we find what is low point and what is high point ? 🤔

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Trader2KG t1_ixypfxg wrote

Where that guy gifbuys is the high point, where he sells is the low point.

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xtrmist t1_ixzk06u wrote

See how market develops, go back in time and buy the bottom. Turn into as fly - a very rich one. Put all your money towards the time machine so you can build it in the future and come back with it to now

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Eugene0185 t1_ixzf485 wrote

The problem is, when you buy low, it goes lower.

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seansy5000 t1_ixz2ncp wrote

Sir, this is a Wendy’s restaurant.

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JerryLeeDog t1_ixzrwnp wrote

People use this formula for shorting a lot in here I think

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ColdHoller t1_ixzt31e wrote

Buy high, sell low like a true sigmaimg

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BaxterSea t1_ixyneim wrote

F U, I’m going to buy high and sell higher (hopefully)

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The_Only_Abe t1_ixyy0f4 wrote

Buy low, sell high, take profits.

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Obsidianram t1_ixyy9g1 wrote

Short people sell high and buy low, though...

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TehSillyKitteh t1_ixzkzir wrote

Everybody got it all wrong;

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Not Buy Low, Sell High
Not Buy High, Sell Low.

WSB is buying left and selling right

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Karlorff_MastaBlasta t1_iy01g5q wrote

Points at mad man with tablet Look at this loser! Lol

Now, let's all go down to the temple and get some loans to gamble with.

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Quizdisco t1_iy0z4tt wrote

Now the important question is "when exactly is low?"

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Quizdisco t1_iy5ksgb wrote

An intelligent question because everything that can be abused will be abused by someone

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MidwestDaddly t1_ixyxmrd wrote

This whole time I've been trying to buy high and sell low!

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innosentz t1_ixyy0rk wrote

It’s backwards. You’re supposed to buy high sell low

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davytoogravy t1_ixz5j6v wrote

You mean ive been doing it wrong this whole time?

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alphamoney t1_ixzve96 wrote

It's buy high sell low

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KoGamer01 t1_iy07ayf wrote

Woah woah woah there bud, I was still on the one where we buy high and sell low. You can’t keep switching it up like this.

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WizTis t1_iy0djdj wrote

Blasphemy img

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ProsaicPansy t1_iy0ihlg wrote

No, it’s “buy high, sell higher.”

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Zephyrus257 t1_iy0ufho wrote

Sorry, i Don't speak wrong

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Light_Dark_binger t1_iy1gkkg wrote

And who tf is going to buy it at a higher price???

Regarded, that's who....

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anotherloserhere t1_ixynshb wrote

Wrong nayeth, buy high and sell low. This is the way.

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snikt_stonks t1_ixyo8ph wrote

Interesting tactic, tell me more 🤔

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adarkuccio t1_ixys513 wrote

I'll definitely go to heaven 🥰

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Silberling36g t1_ixyuqqz wrote

Thats it!!! I always did it the wrong way - buy high sell low 🤨

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PickleRick-InTherapy t1_ixyva1j wrote

Lol this guy thinks we can tell when the crayons change colors.

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Professor_Melon t1_ixyww4k wrote

Got it, buy when feeling depressed, sell while on drugs.

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regelfuchs t1_ixyyjz5 wrote

Instructions unclear. Buy when high, sell when you feel low.

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Akratus2 t1_ixzf2ff wrote

Buy high, sell low it's about losing money

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Mongol-money t1_ixznef2 wrote

still waiting on the sell high bit

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modsBan4Fub t1_ixzruzh wrote

Wait, we’re supposed to make profit?

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crazyleaf t1_iy00r2u wrote

So buy high sell low, right?

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mazdarx2001 t1_iy063p7 wrote

When you short you sell high and buy low

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MattyS71 t1_iy0aw7x wrote

What if it’s too late for this?

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stock_wise_123 t1_iy0srsw wrote

Buy Low and it goes lower and the minute you sell it goes higher 😉

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Sankin2004 t1_iy13k2u wrote

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

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InvestingOpinions t1_iy13so0 wrote

Where the hell do you think you are? This isn’t this threads job

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firstmate020 t1_iy18xp4 wrote

Sounds almond enough but is it!

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Icy-Arm-5179 t1_iy1h2ht wrote

What are your thoughts on the Manchester United Stock? Went up 70% rapidly but it feels like a pump and dump. Thinking about selling it rn...

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RiddledWithEnigma t1_iy1pch6 wrote

It’s two commandments. Buy low. Sell high. I bought low, but it’s staying low so I’ll never sell

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andyk231 t1_iy1q5kd wrote

What is this you speak of?

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TuniBoo t1_iy1qcg2 wrote

How, imperious leader? How?

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degenerate1337trades t1_iy1ybfv wrote

“Fuck you I won’t do what you tell me”, as a wise man once said

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[deleted] t1_iy220sf wrote

That’s a lie. Buy the dip, but make sure it keeps dipping.

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michaelkghaly t1_iy2caci wrote

*Buy high, sell higher *Borrow low, cover lower

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skarbomir t1_iy2ggv3 wrote

People always get this confused. I think because it seems so simple. By buy low, he means buy stock when you’re at a low point in life. I have -$17 in my bank accounts so I bought deep otm spy puts.

Sell high means when I’ve lost my home, dog, and wife to the robinhood secret service, I will sell my puts in between hits of that rock while I’m living under the overpass near the river.

In this way, I have bought low and sold high.

This is financial advice btw

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mth2 t1_iy2id7c wrote

Instructions unclear. Bought low, sold while high.

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B_Wowbagger t1_iy2ivb1 wrote

Guess that makes me a serial sinner.

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EmperorPedro2 t1_iy37kaz wrote

Buy when you're feeling low and sell when you're high. Okay, got it.

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nico87ca t1_iy3ai1e wrote

That explains why I'm losing money..!

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richbeezy t1_iy44cxp wrote

19 year old "experienced" investor/trader on WSB: "Buy puts when market is already down 30%! I'm praying for a financial collapse so I can turn my $700 in puts to $2,000!"

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davanger1980 t1_ixyuoyg wrote

Between to buy high and sell slow....

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tajrashae t1_ixyzjh9 wrote

Whoa whoa slow down, buy low? What's that mean

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Fuggdaddy t1_ixzhnqs wrote

This is the dogshit that people post on wsb huh

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Keepupthegood t1_iy07567 wrote

I thought he was talking about weed. Haha

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